Zinsed

1.) Any of a grouping of 26, particularly in reference to anything in the "hog" family.
2.) To injure one's back during the act of self-felatio. As in "I Zinsed my back and won't be able to work this week."

I Zinsed my back and won't be able to work this week.

by In Your Face!!! October 11, 2009

zirked

When one is taken advantage of by another while (s)he is drunk.

To be subjected to a zirk.

“Last year at work

I was irked , I was zirked.”
- Lil Dicky

Girl at a party: Let me walk you home.
Drunk Guy: Sure :)
Sam: You’re about to get zirked bro.

Damn I can’t believe I got zirked last week.

I’m just looking for a guy to zirk

by Kanye Fuckin' West August 14, 2017

Zoinked

The action of getting wrecked by means of alcohol and/or marijuana

Oh man I got so zoinked with the homies last night, I don’t remember a thing.

by Wackass247 September 23, 2018

Zonked Off The Goose

Someone who is extremely drunk/high that they've lost all sense of control and emotion. Being zonked off the goose usually results in an enjoyable experience but can be dangerous and must be practiced with caution

Yooo Tatum was zonked off the goose at the party

by Montoronator September 24, 2019

f'zoinked to the r'soink

Adj. To be so high from smoking so much pot that one can declare that he or she is fucked up beyond reconition. Simular to FUBAR, usually when one doesn't move after smoking for a while.

{Homie 1} "Hey man, how's that weed?"
{Homie 2} "Man, I'm f'zoinked to the r'soink."
{Homie 1} "Word." -Cough

by DJ Kano April 13, 2007

Zonked

somebody that is in a stupor from either drugs or alcohol but they try to go to work/ school and act normal. its really funny to watch them pretending to be sober....

WHOA!! Look at joe... hes totally zonked....

by Guys With Eyeliner Are HAWT!!! May 12, 2006

zonked

When Your high, drunk..fuckin splattered word is similar to crunked

Fuck after i was balzin it up and drinkin that 40" i was completly ZONKED!!

by The Reefer Man April 19, 2005