zaptxt

Extremely fast texting

The seasoned texter can hardly keep up with zaptxt.

by Hercolena Oliver December 22, 2008

Zaleta

Someone who unapologetically spends all their hard earned money on food. They love overindulging on a good cheesy slice (or five) of piping hot pizza. (Or literally any edible items, literally.)

Person: 'Ah fuck me I just went and pulled a Zaleta, oh well.'
this person is now satisfied but also broke.

by kawaiibastard December 6, 2014

Zareta

Zareta is a person who doesn't give a fuck about anything.

Everyone needs a friend as Zareta

by Suckydookie November 22, 2021

Zapato

A sensual / sexual act where the giver lubes up their fingers and repeatedly slides them into the receiver's shoe between the tongue of the shoe and their foot until satisfaction is achieved.

"I gave her a good zapato when she got home last night"
"Her fingers feel so good when she does zapato on me"

by 45intheseaside August 11, 2012

zaptos

In Arizona this is what we call shoes.

Shoot! They threw my zapatos up on the power lines.

by Al "The Computer Guy" April 16, 2004

Zape

The act of inserting a taser into someone's anus and discharging the weapon while they are passed out drunk.

Best used on heterosexual males who need to learn that acting like a jackass/clown/fool/fuckfo/idiot/child is NOT acceptable just because you are drunk.

What the fuck is wrong with Fink? Why does he always act like a clown after 4 beers? I hope somebody zapes his ass tonight when he passes out - maybe a couple taser burns on his colon will convince him to grow the fuck up.

by The Defamer July 16, 2010

Zapetroid

1-A band
2-A T.V. group
3-A way of life

That Zapetroid...

by FlapMaster July 8, 2009