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Yesterdaaaay all my troubles seemed so far away
Hym "So yesterday this idiot cut off this other idiot on a motorcycle. The come to a stop light and motorcycle idiot starts yelling at the guy and he's like 'I'm on a bike! The passenger is a child!' and he calls the guy some names and whatnot. But what makes him an idiot is this: You and your child are supposed to be wearing a helmet. And you were speeding. Why the fuck is a random person supposed to give more of a shit about your kids safety then you are? You're a fucking retard. Nobody give a fuck about you kid. You barely care enough to make him wear a helmet. Shut the fuck up. Talkmbout 'I wish I had my gun' he was also speeding in a narrow two lane winding 25 mph road. I also had a woman yell out her car window as she was driving passed me in reference to me. She cited how many times I had been to the gas station. What is the likelyhood that a random woman is talking on the phone about a man that she know who went to the same gas station I want to the same number of times? Probably pretty low, right? I'm not a prob/stats guy but I know that shit isn't normal."
by Hym Iam July 22, 2022
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Ere yesterday

I watched an encore of MasterChef ere yesterday.
by 80's girl at heart July 10, 2017
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yesterday's peas

Something that was cool but has since passed its time.
"Do you like Family Guy? "

"Family Guy? That's yesterday's peas."
by Yesterday's Peas September 20, 2020
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Happened to me, like has anyone else had this problem?

I created 3 definitions yesterday and none of them are on the website yet...

I am so disappointed.
When your definition was created yesterday and still hasn't been reviewed so it isn't published
by Poopzđź’© October 1, 2022
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Tomorrow’s Yesterday

Tomorrow’s yesterday is like right now
by DarlingDDarling January 3, 2021
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More than yesterday ago

A period of time between 2 and however many days ago feels right but cannot be verified or recalled. Most frequently used to refer to a day that occurred within the past week.
I lost some of my carefully machined parts more than yesterday ago.
by LicensedToMill February 2, 2024
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born sexy yesterday

A movie trope in which a female character has a child-like innocence, naivety, or intelligence while being an attractive, sexualized woman. This allows male characters to teach, dominate, and take care of the woman while being sexually attracted to her. This innocence means the character may make “sexy mistakes” like changing or bathing in front of the male lead while being unaware of her desirability. The best known example of this is Leeloo from The Fifth Element
I wanted to see Poor Things, but apparently Emma Stone is just a born sexy yesterday.
by Madam Pond February 6, 2024
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