Wonkatated

wonky; bent in an out-of-ordinary way

What's up with your glasses? They are all wonkatated!!

Yeah, I dropped them on the road and they got run over by a car.

by i rock :P May 2, 2010

Willy Wonka Butt

An alternative nickname for Delilah

Delilah says "your a drama jerk". Rey replies "Okay Willy Wonka Butt".

by UmNotRey June 19, 2019

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Originally a book, made into two movies. The most recent one (starring Johnny Depp) is way off, but still pretty awesome and funny. It explains the history of Willy Wonka and has a better ending.
The book was full of imagination, candy, dreams and chocolate. It was missing stomach aches, cavities, and diabetes though.

But in all the movies may just be a selfless promotion for Wonka candy such as nerds, sweet Tarts, etc.

"Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in many societies." -Willy Wonka (In the new movie 2005)

by Twiki August 16, 2005

willy wonka special

A type of sex

I tell her bitch be gentle I'm trying to get the willy wonka special

by BDOG the king June 27, 2017

Wonkeley

Wonkeley can mean essentially anything you want, but mostly pertains to partying. Or parts of your body being smashed up/ looking funny. It's best used in an Australian accent.

We got a bit too wonkeley last night!

Brandon's eight incher is looking quite wonkeley in his pants.

by SmelseaC April 12, 2011

Wanktop

A laptop used solely for wanking.
It usually smells really bad and looks like a mess!

Anti Christ: Hey man my computer sucks I can't do shit with it.
Jonoo: Get a wanktop, my man!

by $WISSIDOL August 31, 2016

Get Wonkafied

When Willy Wonka acts... you know... like Willy Wonka.

Willy Wonka: *slaps snobby child*
Person: “Get Wonkafied”

by Teaveem October 28, 2018