In my haste, I sat down too quickly and before I could move my dick away, it was greeted with the witch's kiss.
by Inmyglassprison May 12, 2015
by Spitairatyew November 20, 2011
A shit witch is a girl that is cute, rich, and popular but behaves in the most ugly of manners. Shit witches are tasked by the Devil with making the world a much worse place.
by Jacques Asse June 4, 2009
When you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit, and your penis touches the underside of the toilet, (where all the pubic hair and pee is) thus getting the Witch's Kiss. This can happen when you get a boner or if you are just hung.
"I was watching porn the other day while taking a shit, and got a Witch's Kiss"
"I'm glad you gave me head after i got a Witch's Kiss. I felt dirty."
"I'm glad you gave me head after i got a Witch's Kiss. I felt dirty."
by LIZZARDSTOMP January 12, 2010
michele was really jones'n for cock, she couldnt find her dildo so she just did the wickedy witch with her grandmas wooden broomstick.
by the killer B February 13, 2008
A very attractive woman with a poop fetish, who picks up men that are well below her league and promises them sex in return for her being allowed to take a shit on their face.
Dude, I don't care how hot she was. I can't believe you let that Scat Witch take a shit in your mouth.
by Maverick Murdered Goose March 3, 2014
An alternate name for a librarian or information professional. Usually used in a derogatory or teasing manner.
Our group was in the middle of working on project when this information witch came over to our table and told us to be quiet.
by Chrispy Fries & Kenny Chesney October 3, 2010