wind-ed wal-rus
(noun, plural -ruses) (win-did wawl-ruh s)
1. someone who wears green and plays teams sports such as flag football, paintball, drinking, and sometimes even ice skating
(noun, plural -ruses) (win-did wawl-ruh s)
1. someone who wears green and plays teams sports such as flag football, paintball, drinking, and sometimes even ice skating
"Bob: I Can't Stop thinking that Bitch is Crazy.
Bill: Why?
Bob: He's wearing a Pickle green shirt running around yelling "Go Go Go" and "Whoop Whoop."
Bill: What's wrong with that? You got Beef with him?
Bob: It's as if he thinks he's one of the real Winded Walruses.
Bill: Maybe he thinks he's a Seal.
Bob: Or Half n Half. I don't know, he's such a poser; it's Doo Doo Baby."
Bill: Why?
Bob: He's wearing a Pickle green shirt running around yelling "Go Go Go" and "Whoop Whoop."
Bill: What's wrong with that? You got Beef with him?
Bob: It's as if he thinks he's one of the real Winded Walruses.
Bill: Maybe he thinks he's a Seal.
Bob: Or Half n Half. I don't know, he's such a poser; it's Doo Doo Baby."
by rarrbear April 17, 2008
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boring and long in speaking or writing, wherein there does not seem to be much particular relevance or significance; as such is typically extolled by individuals who are oblivous and synonymously known as a gas bag, wind bag, blow hard, bloviate, etc.; or, otherwise, is expressed by a persons who is so over fraught with an idea that they are not able to explain it plain and simply.
Example 1: The President of the Board of Commissioners is a real blow hard, as it never fails that he has to stonewall through the entire meeting and grandstand everyone with his long winded sessions, not letting anyone have equal time to particpate or counter his position.
Example 2: She failed to get support from voters when she made a long winded presentation to the Board of Commissioners, instead of a well planned out and well considered offer.
Example 2: She failed to get support from voters when she made a long winded presentation to the Board of Commissioners, instead of a well planned out and well considered offer.
by Z Last Words October 3, 2009
Get the long winded mug.An event or occurence that yields a win, but was so glorious and/or unexpected that even scholars could not find a word to explain it. Hence, the word winexplicable surfaced. Although rediscovered recently, the origins are believed to be Jesus Christ (when he rose from the dead) or Moses (when he parted the Red Sea).
Guy 1: "Dude, we just won the frat league championships in basketball."
Guy 2: "Really? But they had 2 club players- that's WINEXPLICABLE!"
Guy 2: "Really? But they had 2 club players- that's WINEXPLICABLE!"
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*A fart so bad you need a biohazard suit to avoid its toxic nature.
*When a person has EXTREME wind... I mean... EXTREME!!!
*A fart that sucks in all the air in the room before exploding and killing everyone in the room with its noxious fumes.
*A fart so bad you need a biohazard suit to avoid its toxic nature.
*When a person has EXTREME wind... I mean... EXTREME!!!
*A fart that sucks in all the air in the room before exploding and killing everyone in the room with its noxious fumes.
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