Willsturbate

Masturbation through sheer force of Will.

Handcuffed in solitary confinement, I had no option but to Willsturbate.

by Grundle Bumfist February 26, 2017

Willow

Willow is a super-heroine, badass cape wearing, no bullshit talking, Einstein-brilliant level contemplating, brightest star galaxy shining, ceaselessly driven, type daughter any mother can only dream possible. She’s the kind of beautiful that puts to shame all you mother-fuckers.

Phillip Garmean: Bethany, I gotta admit, that is if you permit me to speak. My kid, Erik, is pure garbage compared to your daughter, Willow. Like, hot-Bronx, two-day-old, steamy pile-of-shit, type garbage. You know, Bronx garbage.
Bethany Willow's Mother: Yeah, no shit. Now go fuck yourself.

by Gotlandia December 30, 2020

White willow close

A gated community in Ashford, where many famous people live, such as Gordon Ramsey, Simon Cowell, Ali Larsen, Gross Gore and Coksal

A: Where were you last weekend
B: I hung out with celebreties in White Willow Close

by Joe_Sterling January 9, 2020

Willow

Treasure this beautiful, unique, kind girl. You should NEVER let her go. Willow has a smile to light up a darkened room. If you are lucky enough to make her truly smile you will see her precious dimples. She has long cascading brown hair and large dark blue eyes that can look into your soul. How her musical laugh permeates the chapel (our secret hangout) makes every bad thing that has happened to me wash away. She is the smartest girl I know but she is always pushing herself to be better. Sometimes I wonder if I deserve to have this amazing creature as my friend... She is the reason I make it through every day at a Catholic school............................I love you Willow

everyone: "Are you friends with Willow?"
me: "Yes"
everyone: "She is soooo awesome"
me: "I know"

Cue weird random example sentence ;P

by LOLSPOOPYTIME October 13, 2018

Willnot

A little round ball of shit (and/or bumwad) stuck in the hair of the crack of your ass and WILLNOT come out.

I gotta trim the hair in my ass crack 'cuz I keep gettin willnots. I really had to reef on 'em last time I wiped my butt, they were so tangled up.

by jimco December 28, 2005

Willette

Beautiful chocolate skin woman with a heart of gold. She is kind loving and very giving . She is adventurous and likes Caribbean vacations. Her warm personality and loving spirit makes her a great friend. Willette is Loved by many Hated by none. Silkyblack

Willette is gorgeous with her silkyblack skin.

by Willette January 3, 2017

Willett

a stealthy creature of the night, most commonly found in places like your bed or...a dark alley.

that willett sure is fast!

by eternal_rose July 22, 2006