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Western Sydney

The ghetto area of New South Wales Australia. Western Sydney includes the suburbs of Blacktown, Mount Druitt, Rooty Hill, Seven Hills and many, many more of those little known suburbs to the west of Sydney hence the name, Western Sydney.

The area is inhabited by swarms of Western Sydney Lads, Dole Bludgers, Drug Dealers and of course the middle class working Australians who manage to live day to day without getting shot; an admirable achievement in an place such as this one.

The three main survival techniques for those who dwell in the area and are not the aforementioned scum are as follows:
1. Lock all doors and windows at all times. Bars are optional but always a plus.
2. Never look anyone in the eye, and keep your mouth shut - many of the lads or bludgers have an amazing ability to misinterpret something as simple as a 'Good Morning' as a racial slur that requires a nice bashing.
3. Never leave the house after 8:30pm unless in a car that can be securely locked. This is the time when you would be in the highest danger. Lads, stoners etc. are known to prowl the streets at night and become highly violent during moonlight hours. It is widely accepted that the mystical beams of the moon give them strange powers they themselves do not know how to control (obviously).
On this episode of Man Vs. Wild, Bear Grylls be dropped of in the middle of Western Sydney.

Bear: Fuck that, I'm not going near that shit !
by michelle-m December 16, 2010
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Time Waster

A person who either consciously or unconsciously tries to engage you in a fruitless investment of your energy, time, money or attention. These people can be "takers" or simply abject individuals. The truth is that engaging in these types of interactions is an act of free will on our part so each of us can only blame ourselves for getting sucked in once again.
Time Waster, Telemarketers, CNN, Entertainment Tonight Hosts, Despots, Drunks, Cops, HR Professionals, Your Very Own Mind.
by Hunter Andrew April 25, 2009
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Webster Moment

A moment of idiocy, generally caused by ignorance, confusion, ill-information or ditziness, causing the victim to make unintentionally comical statements and/or queries causing those within earshot to laugh and/or show concern for the ability of the victim to survive in the modern world.
Webster Moment: "How can the Welsh play for the British & Irish Lions?"

Webster Moment: "Do they have BT in Scotland?"
by H. MacDougall June 28, 2010
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Westermarck effect

The Westermarck effect, or reverse sexual imprinting, is a hypothetical psychological effect through which people who live in close domestic proximity during the first few years of their lives become desensitized to sexual attraction.
The professor says the Westermarck effect is why incest is taboo.
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Western Australia

A place in which one can truly call home, with it's sandy interior and white sandy beaches this state is great
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Western Washington University

Western Washington University is one of six state-funded, four-year institutions of higher education in Washington. Fall 2004 enrollment includes 12,940 full- and part-time students.

The University maintains nearly 73 buildings on a 215-acre campus, including the 38-acre Sehome Arboretum, operated jointly with the city of Bellingham, and 15 residential buildings housing near 4,000 students. Western also has off-campus facilities at Shannon Point Marine Center in Anacortes, Wash.; and a 15-acre student-university facility at nearby Lake Whatcom.

WWU is situated in Bellingham, a city of 70,000 overlooking Bellingham Bay and many of Puget Sound’s 172 San Juan Islands. The University is 90 miles north of Seattle, 55 miles south of Vancouver, B.C., and an hour’s drive from the ski area on 10,778-foot Mount Baker.
"Western has a beautiful campus and is one of the top public undergraduate institutions on the west coast"
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Poon Waster

A guy who doesn't hook up with a girl that he has been flirting with and sitting with at a party or get together, thus wasting poon.
Brandon, are you gonna hook up with that chick already, you're being such a poon waster.
by Dino Susan April 20, 2009
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