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Walden University

One of the oldest diploma mills. Walden University = the degree is not worth the paper it is written on. Walden University = you won't get a job as a result of your education.
My half sister got all her degrees from online universities that were diploma mills. First, American Public/American Military University for her first two degrees then Walden University for her Ph.D. They accepted her credits from her community college days and gave her credit for "life experience." So, she really only completed one year of education at APU/AMU for her Bachelors, then she completed barely a year for her masters. Then, her sister (my other half sister) went to AMU/APU shortly after and submitted the same work the other sister submitted. One of the two pursued her Ph.D. at Walden and thinks it was legitimate. Later, she was laughed out of job interviews and figured out her program was not accredited and she wasted her time and money in the program, since no one will hire her. Also, no one will accept her credits from Walden University.

She claimed she was trying to be the first one in the family to get an education. I guess the type of education didn't matter. I graduated from traditional colleges and universities and went on to get my law degree (a juris doctorate) and a post-doctoral degree (all from traditional schools where people knew me), and I got a very nice, fun, and high paying job. I guess she didn't get the memo.
by iknowbettertoo September 25, 2013
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Walden University

The only school dumb enough to advertise on a page that their ex-students call them a diploma mill, a marketing company masquerading as a school, worse than a community college and the bottom of the barrel of accredited colleges.

Seriously, I don't have anything against Walden University. I would never go there, don't know anyone who would and would never even consider it. But if you have no other choice, I guess that it's slightly better than not going to college. Just expect to be laughed at by most perspective future employers. I only found this page because it comes up in the top 5 google searches when you search college rankings or best colleges or something. Weird eh?
Look to the right, above or underneath this post - Walden University is actually advertising on this page! Now that is sad.
by Santos DeRosa June 1, 2009
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Waldeck

A self confident charming male or female with a devilish kinda attitude. They have a natural magnetism and beauty. One would say superiorly gifted in the bedroom. Theres no turning back once you get a taste of the sweet nectar.
Her panties fell to the floor as she succumbed to Waldeck
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waldwick

A very small town that is populated with mostly whites, italians, and spaniards. It is advised not to enter, due to shock of boredom.
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WALDMAN

A state of paranoia when a fellow employee becomes aware that he or she isn’t as proficient at their job as they thought and other workers are doing a faster, better job. This usually promotes the employee to undermine the other workers by sabotaging dead lines, filing fictitious grievances, or slander.
I heard someone did a WALDMAN on Brian and he missed the deadline for his project.
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Waldwick

A town in New Jersey with a population of 9,625 that is about 40 minutes away from New York City, including traffic time. It and Midland Park aren't as wealthy as their surrounding rich towns like Ridgewood and Saddle River. However, it's a nice Bergen county town, but like most towns in the area, it's boring. Even the nearby Ridgewood downtown gets boring, so you'll probably end up taking the train or driving to New York City. The downtown is pretty decent with great food and stores, but there's a gas station, Rite Aid, and Burger King there that just ruin it. Also there's a bunch of Hispanic guys who all cram into one house by the railroad. They often stare at white people as if they saw Hitler. How is their shitty El Rodeo store still in business anyway? Just hang out in Ridgewood like most people in this area do. The population is 90% white (many Italians), 5% asian, 1% black , and 4% Latino. Really diverse! There's a car show and carnival every year as well as Waldwick Day. In The Swing is an arcade, and there's the Sports Dome, which is used by the New York Red Bulls and other athletes, Hoop Heaven for basketball, a pool, and probably some other stuff I don't recall. There's a Montessori private school, as well as the Forum School. All the schools are much like the schools in the other surrounding towns: well regarded but full of cocky white kids. There are nice fields and parks, as well as a small lake. It's a nice town, but the boredom of suburbia quickly sets in.
Hey, Waldwick was a nice town up until those Hispanic dudes at El Rodeo gave me the death stare...

Are there any non-white people in Waldwick? Yes, but finding them is like finding a rare Pokemon.

(At the train tracks) A wild Hispanic appears! INS I choose you!
by theytookourjerbs February 1, 2013
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