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voodoo stew

a term generally used by gay men used to describe the discharge that comes out of one's ass the morning following an evening of anal sex, particularly while in the toilet.
i went to take a shit this morning, but it was just a huge batch of voodoo stew.
by azul_77_00 August 17, 2007
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Vandalia VooGoo

a lubed up 7 and 1/3 inch dick with peanut butter and jelly, shootin cum into a shot class then freezin it like butter, put it in the microwave for a bit, spread it on your body like vaseline, pour the rest on your noodles like alfredo sauce, eat it, shit it out then do it again
the end
Kyle and Jordan could not focus on school because they could not wait for their Vandalia Voogoo after class and then take it to Olive Garden with them for dinner.
by Btown16 October 20, 2009
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Magic voodoo dick

When a guy you only want to hook up with hits it so good and right the first night you end up liking him even if you don't wanna. That's the magic voodoo dick.
Girl. Remember that guy I was just gonna hook up with for fun? Well he must have that Magic voodoo dick because I caught feelings.

If you dick her down just right with that magic voodoo dick she'll like you even if she dont wanna.
by Ms.Ten April 18, 2018
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Voodoo Sex Dick

When you fuck someone in a public setting and cannot get laid for shit afterwards
Guy 1 "Dude, it's been 6 damn months since I've had sex. How long for you?"

Guy 2 "A fucking year!"

Guy 1 "It's been a year since that random chick at the club?"

Guy 2 "Yeah, I think that bitch gave me some curse, like Voodoo Sex Dick."

Guy 1 "Bummer, bro."
by Dizzy7 June 5, 2010
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voodoo punani

The art of a woman to use her excellent sexual skills to recieve unsloicited perks.
I wouldn't have paid for dinner, but her damn voodoo punani made me do it.

She has got the voodoo punani, because I just bought her a car.
by brucekey June 5, 2007
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Voodoo Glow Skulls

A sca band that formed before there was light. Sca sucks but these guy suck worse. It is often said that if VGS were to play a live concert during a full moon, anyone listening would have their head imploded if they were not fortunate to die from being drowned first.
Dude sca sucks but Voodoo Glow Skulls just makes it worse.
by Le Compte August 13, 2009
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Voodoo Math

Also known as “Haiti Math”—voodoo is an unofficial religion practiced in Haiti. Math word problems that use zombies or monsters as their characters to teach dark problem solving.
An example of a grade two voodoo math question is: “The line graph shows the weekly number of zombies that were caught by the police during the six-week nationwide lockdown. Use the diagram to answer the following questions.

a) How many more zombies were caught in April than in May?
b) If the zombies were able to bite a victim before they were caught, what is the least number of zombie bites that took place during the entire lockdown?”
by MathPlus May 12, 2021
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