Good Night Vicar

If someone has died or had a close call with death it is to be used.

It was nearly good night vicar when that car nearly hit me.

It was good night vicar for him after that accident.

by jdi0093113 February 5, 2010

throttle the vicar

To whack off with both hands at once, as though furiously and purposefully strangling an authority figure who had it coming.

“Hey Wilmer, I was bingewatching some old school Pamela Anderson before my mom walked in my room.”

“Did she catch you in the act.”

“Yeah I was fixing to throttle the vicar pretty good, he was just about to confess.”

“Sounds like you almost punched your way into heaven, maybe next time your mom will knock.”

by rostropr0nbitch December 18, 2018

More Tea, Vicar?

An expression of unknown origin that is used mainly among older British folk when someone breaks wind

Bob: *Lets one rip*
Jim: "More Tea, Vicar? Will ya stop farting for five sodding minutes, I'm trying to do something here"

by Proper Sheffield lad July 30, 2021

Vicari

-a large, sexy, hairy beast that is exceptionally good at basketball.
-a large mammal, close to the gorilla, but bigger.
- a sex tornado on ice
- a sex move that involves impregnating a women by catching her in a massive tangle of hair and ripping her vag apart with your "tree trunk"
- the human equivalent to a deracho

you were just destroyed by that vicari

by phil studenim April 9, 2010

vicar

A person who attends a lot of christenings of a sexual nature.

I christened her car last night I'm am the vicar

by Claude Benitez March 22, 2007

Vicain

The culmination of an evening spent with Vicki and Iain

Vic, i have no money tonight, shall we just have a Vicain night tonight.

Awesome, vicain 3 DVD night! (and wine) (and sex!!!)

by Squared away August 29, 2009

vicarious butthurt

When somebody says/does something to you that you think is totally reasonable, but somebody you've never met sees it and gets offended for you.

I was teasing my girlfriend at the beach and she slapped me. We were just playing around (and I totally deserved it) but some men's rights weenie got vicarious butthurt and threatened to call the cops. So I slapped him and he cried.

by [e-mail] March 27, 2017