vertical gymnastics

Vertical gymnastics is the obscure way to describe pole dancing without sounding like a complete ho/stripper. Popular with professionals and prudes, it allows vertical gymnasts a way to describe their "sport" without being judged (ho/stripper) and is approved as a safe for work term.
Vertical gymnastics is a popular emerging sport all around the world.

"Sorry I can't come out tonight, I have my vertical gymnastics class"
"I really need to build my upper body strength for my vertical gymnastics classes"
"Vertical gymnastics is really helping me with my self confidence"

by shazkony January 14, 2014

Vertically Thick

When someone is very tall, very skinny, and has a nice body.

Person 1: “Hey have you seen Karl today?” Person 2:“No I have not, who is Karl?”

Person 1: “He is a vertically thick guy from Denmark that plays soccer”.

by buttholecum09 February 16, 2019

vernocular

The visual appearance - facial features, body type and mode of dressing - of ordinary people in a particular country or region.

She exemplified the Parisian vernocular. Without an extra pound, without jewelry or makeup, without piercings or tattoos - Mon Dieu! - her hair brushed up and away from her face, held in an easy ponytail, she was dressed with exquisitely simple taste, everything of the most subtle colors and quality, and her appearance radiated graceful self-possession. She could not have come from anywhere else.

by Monkey's Dad April 5, 2020

Verocitus

Word used in ancient Greece to describe a stereotypical Romanian as gay, poor, grimy.

Hey Titus, make sure to close the windows when the Romanians walk by. We don't want one of those Verocitus fellows to come walking by and get his gay dirt into our house.

by kevinschmidt September 9, 2021

Vertical

To be Vertical is to be in a higher state of being, often induced through mind altering chemicals. Most common of these chemicals, for those who often get Vertical is Marijuana.

I am Vertical

by Filthy Phil Kessly Snipes October 23, 2010

vertical smile

A creative term for vagina or pussy.

I'd walk a mile for a vertical smile.

by E. Normus Johnson February 11, 2003

verticize

The act of aligning the final two cups in a game of beer pong vertically.

Verticize those cups, bitches!

by Villagead401 July 30, 2006