Gay-vention

A gay intervention.

1. First expressed in the tv show, "Glee" season one. Where Mercedes fell for Kurt, a stylish and sensitive boy in her class. But her friends try and tell her that Kurt is in fact gay. They try and warn her about it, but she disbelieves.

2. The act taken to prevent something from happening relating to a person or persons that are homosexual.

"Okay. Time for a gay-vention. That's a gay intervention."

by Millie Plummer May 26, 2013

Vancouver Ventriloquist

A Vancouver Ventriloquist is a sexual act that is highly erotic for women. The giver of the double V must first have decently long finger nails, preferably at least two weeks growth. To start the giver inserts their fist inside the receivers vagina. As the fisting is occurring the giver, without warning, must insert their arm as deep as possible inside the receiver. Then the giver should dig their finger nails as deep as possible into the wall of the vagina and scratch feverishly. This in turn will make the receiver scream like a puppet.

I was fisting this bitch last night and slipped her the old Vancouver Ventriloquist, man did she scream!
I pulled a Jeff Dunham on my wife last night, unfortunately I had to take her to the hospital.

by Jorge posada June 10, 2014

dirty ventriloquist

While banging your girl doggy style, then suddenly don't know what to do with your hands... so you slam as many fingers as possible with the attempt to get your whole hand inside her ass. Once accomplished, you try and mimic exactly every word she is yelling.

Last night I was dogging my girl, and she was reading her phone.. so I did the dirty ventriloquist to make her get involved.

by 911Mongo June 14, 2019

vetrone

to get beat without a chance
to be jumped
to be surprised with a fight

two boys were playing when one pushed it too far and the other vetrone'd him.

by Nicholas Joesph September 4, 2005

ventrillobutt

One who possesses the uncanny (and deceptive) ability to emit farts that emerge in locations other than its actual source.

"Someone just farted in my soup."
"Probably Bill. He's a ventrillobutt, you know."

by chapstck4belle June 1, 2005

Wiki-vention

When in a conversation with friends you check wikipedia for a fact on your smartphone and become so engrossed in unnecessary links (intering the wikipedian loop) related to the original query you withdraw completely from the conversation. So oblivious to your friend’s attempts to reengage you, they resort to sending a text to your phone as the only means to contact you directly and jog you out of your stupor.
AKA the smartphone intervention when IMDB or other sites cause the same withdrawl from actual human social interaction.

Chuck "It's been 10 min since he checked Wikipedia and he hasn't spoken"
Teddy "Looks like he's stuck in a wikipedian loop"
Chuck "I'll text him, it's time for his Wiki-vention"

by Chill-Bot 3000 March 27, 2011

Ventrilo Rod

When one disguises their penis as a puppet to lure children.

Jonesy used to work on big sausage pizza, but now he jsut does ventrilo rod at kids parties.

by Wenthworth Possle-Bottom October 13, 2006