Vegemite Lovebite

Tonguing arse

Gave her the Vegemite lovebite.

by Rogerdodger68 January 29, 2024

Vegemite Day

The 26th May
A day of celebration for the Australian National Spread - Vegemite!
its common for people on this day to only eat with vegemite,

"Hey Mate, you ready for Vegemite Day?" "Sure am mate"

by Tr0uBlz3 February 22, 2023

vegemite alley

aussie defination for anus.

kev wants to stick his dick in sandy's vegemite alley.

by toomuchforwords July 25, 2013

vegemite

the only thing australians are legally allowed to eat

australian 1: oi mate, want some peanut butter?
australian 2: hide that shit mate. you dont want the fuzz to catch us? dont be waving the goods around like some maniac?
Australian 1: oi yeah mate we better just have some vegemite instead.

by Jojo_siwas_hairline February 14, 2022

Vegemite beans

The small bits of poo that fall out when your constipated

OR

The pebbles of shit that poor out your urethra after anal sex (gay)

Oh man I need to eat more fibre, having some really bad Vegemite beans!

OR
Oh man me and my bro kyle last night got down and dirty! Regret it now though with all the Vegemite beans I’m pissing out!

by Reerooter August 29, 2022

Vegemite

Traditional stray’an paste that only pure aussies know how to eat. Also can be used as prank food for foreigners.

Aussie dude: hey mate put some of this vegemite on your toast
American guy: ok *puts Nutella’s worth of vegemite on toast*
American guy: *vomite and gets sent to the hospital

Aussie dude: lmao what a fucking cunt

by oof spaghetti November 26, 2018

Vegemite bland bitch

Anyone, (boy or girl) who is solely self defined by being a vegetarian - so much so that they cannot talk about anything else but what they cannot eat. Usually annoying to the rest of the group, the vegemite bland bitch will bring the pot luck party down hard and fast with pastey bean curd contributions. Avoidance is completely necessary in order to be able to talk about other things besides how horrible everyone else is to their bodies.

Oh shit, Karen is coming to the party on Friday.
She's a total vegemite bland bitch

by DW's July 11, 2016