Vegemite

Traditional stray’an paste that only pure aussies know how to eat. Also can be used as prank food for foreigners.

Aussie dude: hey mate put some of this vegemite on your toast
American guy: ok *puts Nutella’s worth of vegemite on toast*
American guy: *vomite and gets sent to the hospital

Aussie dude: lmao what a fucking cunt

by oof spaghetti November 26, 2018

vegemite

the only thing australians are legally allowed to eat

australian 1: oi mate, want some peanut butter?
australian 2: hide that shit mate. you dont want the fuzz to catch us? dont be waving the goods around like some maniac?
Australian 1: oi yeah mate we better just have some vegemite instead.

by Jojo_siwas_hairline February 14, 2022

vegemite

Definition as rewritten by one of those alluded to North Americans . . . correcting the TYPO:

A semi edible dark brown paste. Traditionally used by Australians to disgust FOREIGNERS. Highly effective on North Americans.

"Try this Chip, It's called vegemite. It tastes like nutella".

by Annie Nonimus December 25, 2017

Vegemite Lovebite

Tonguing arse

Gave her the Vegemite lovebite.

by Rogerdodger68 January 29, 2024

vegemite alley

aussie defination for anus.

kev wants to stick his dick in sandy's vegemite alley.

by toomuchforwords July 02, 2013

Vegemite beans

The small bits of poo that fall out when your constipated

OR

The pebbles of shit that poor out your urethra after anal sex (gay)

Oh man I need to eat more fibre, having some really bad Vegemite beans!

OR
Oh man me and my bro kyle last night got down and dirty! Regret it now though with all the Vegemite beans I’m pissing out!

by Reerooter August 30, 2022

vegemite sandwich

Slang for a yeast infection, especially for girls.

"Bro I was going to go down on her but it smelled and looked a bit funny."
"Sounds like a yeast infection."
"You mean a vegemite sandwich? lol"

by __RedFox__ May 16, 2022