tipping the valet

Whenever a hooker has a string of anal beads ripped violently from her ass, she may poop a bit.

John wanted to prove he was an animal in their first encounter, so he bit the string and yanked on Anna's ass beads like he was cranking a John Deere. He came up with gobs of shit on his face...Anna was guilty of tipping the valet.

by rfaithlv July 2, 2006

Valters

The Local Dealer, pretty much the most off-the-wall guy you'll find, despite him not owning Vans. If you need something illlegal hes your guy, he'll have mostly everything in the pocket opposite his dominate hand. This ranges from cigarettes to weed and/or crack cocain.

Jesus, that Valters sure is high!

What has Valters now taken?

by IncorrectInformation August 25, 2020

Valtrex Boy

A married male that gets herpes from a female in medical-sales and passes the herpes to his wife.

It's a bird, It's a Wayne, It's VALTREX BOY!

by JohnKnee March 21, 2008

valtcho

To fail at life, or to be a total loser.
If no body likes you, and you're extreamly ugly..
you just might be a Valtcho.

Wow, thats so valtcho of you.

by Chanel Howe June 19, 2008

dick valet

a friend wants to tap that ass, you drop them off at the person's house. you're transporting what they need to them. dick valet.

After the bar last night, I asked my dick valet to drop me off at Joe's house.

by ldygz November 10, 2011

forced valet

When a restaurant with plenty of parking puts orange cones in all the parking spots and forces you to use their valet services. The customer has to wait an hour in the cold, rain, or heat for the valet to get their car which is parked less than 5 feet away from the door in an otherwise empty lot. The car is returned with the seat, radio and air settings all screwed up. The customer has the privilege for paying and/or tipping for this "service".

Usually offered by pretentious restaurants with large parking lots who care more about their image than the convenience of their customers.

You: Let's go to that new restaurant that just opened up!
Her: No- they have forced valet. Screw them!

by Houstonchick January 16, 2011

Valspeak

Anachronistic dialect of slang from the late 70s.

Turkinerd, bagyerface, and gag me with a spoon are high-profile examples of Valspeak.

by Downstrike May 26, 2004