vaggie voucher

A written or a verbal aggreement for sex because the females twat is bleeding therefore sex is out of the question. The voucher is redeemed for one good time.

Man, my girl is on her period and she wouldnt even let me get a vaggie voucher!

by Mr. Donk. June 17, 2009

vaggg

A characteristic exhibited by persons or things that are boring, unadventurous, and prone to disappoint other people.

"He's not coming again? That's so vaggg!"

"I have so much work to do. How vaggg!"

"Stop being so vaggg, I'm trying to watch this in peace."

by smasherFFF March 21, 2010

Vaggestion

A suggestion which could only be made by a woman. These are often unreasonable.

-OMG we should totally make avocado facemasks.
-That's a good vaggestion, Liza.

by Super Wet Tortoise December 6, 2010

vaggiebutt

When the vagina hole and the butthole, both stink, and are so close together that you can't tell one from the other.

I got down there and couldn't tell if i was licking her vage or her butthole .
They both smelled the same.
She had a vaggiebutt.

by Secretly fucked up February 2, 2017

vaggie noodles

what dykes munch on mornin noon and night

"Man, she was eatin vaggie noodles from dusk til dawn"

"do you think she could eat vaggie noodles?"

by LC August 25, 2003

Vaggiblies

The downstairs portion of a woman.
Aka her Genetalia

"You're vaggiblies are slippery?"
"WHAT?"
"You're Downstairs..."
"Dude..I said PYJAMAS...are slippery"

by Faith & Carly November 25, 2006

Vaggot

A maggot that is eating the decayed remains of a female human vagina.

a.She had a yeast infection so bad, you could have sword there were vaggots eating that shit.
b. As I walked into the room I could only smell the cold stale stench of vaggot ridden vagina

by Jonathan December 13, 2004