by Communist Teddybears June 30, 2016
Get the USAmug. 
Just like Canada, or England only much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much better. Home of beautiful forests, great food, sexy women, and we protect all of the pussies in Europe and Canada with our friggin awesome kick ass tanks and shit. If you mess with us or our allies expect us to go ape shit on your ass.
we also walked on the moon (no big deal or anything.)
its great to be an american, where you can say what you want, do practically anything, and everything.
The USA invented:
1) the light bulb
2) computers
3) phones
4) airplanes
5) the internet
6) vaccines for polio, and cervical cancer
7) baseball
8) rolled toilet paper
9) breakfast cerial
10) motorcycles
11) football
12) trains
13) refrigerator
14) cameras
15) automobiles
16) zippers
17) tractors
18) advancements in all forms of firearms
19) the assembly line
20) traffic lights
21) super markets
22) liquid fuel rockets
23) iron lung
24) fiber glass
25) deodorant
26) microwave
27) mobile phones
28) video games
29) television
30) cable TV
31) carbon fiber
32) snowboarding
33) heart transplantation
34) basketball
35) e mail
36) digital camera
37) and nicotine patches
we also walked on the moon (no big deal or anything.)
its great to be an american, where you can say what you want, do practically anything, and everything.
The USA invented:
1) the light bulb
2) computers
3) phones
4) airplanes
5) the internet
6) vaccines for polio, and cervical cancer
7) baseball
8) rolled toilet paper
9) breakfast cerial
10) motorcycles
11) football
12) trains
13) refrigerator
14) cameras
15) automobiles
16) zippers
17) tractors
18) advancements in all forms of firearms
19) the assembly line
20) traffic lights
21) super markets
22) liquid fuel rockets
23) iron lung
24) fiber glass
25) deodorant
26) microwave
27) mobile phones
28) video games
29) television
30) cable TV
31) carbon fiber
32) snowboarding
33) heart transplantation
34) basketball
35) e mail
36) digital camera
37) and nicotine patches
If it weren't for the USA the world would still be in the stone age. thank god they invented toilet paper.
by Thordaddy July 8, 2010
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Get the the USAmug. The most powerful country in the world, with the strongest military unstoppable unless it’s against rice farmers.
by Thatstupidcommie January 10, 2019
Get the USAmug. Wanna know how to prevent getting shot in USA? Wear a Vietnamese hat and everyone will be scared of you.
by 毛泽东 April 26, 2019
Get the USAmug.