Ups 

A time of prosperity or high spirits.

"you can't have ups all the time in football"

Ups by Arminkshipper June 15, 2025

UPS

Short for "Unprotected Sex". That's really it.

John: Me and my friend had UPS, and now she's pregnant.

Mike: Shit bro why'd you do that?

John: It felt good.

UPS by GoGo_Gadget March 2, 2026

UPS Ninja 

Fast, silent, and deadly. He has the guise of a normal UPS man, but in reality he is a ninja. It is rare to catch a glimpse of him as he stealthily drops packages on the doorsteps of victims everywhere.

I was struck by the UPS Ninja today... I never even saw him coming.

UPS Ninja by BooJoh August 6, 2004

ups signature 

When ups punches a hole in your box, especially a high ticket item or a box with a fragile sticker.

P1: Oh did you get your new guitar

P2: Yeah but when I got it they left a ups signature

ups signature by Niccck June 29, 2020

UPS cream pie

When you jizz inside of a box, tape it back up and then deliver it to its destination.

Give that box the old UPS cream pie

Oh fuck not again I got UPS cream pied!

UPS cream pie by The package handlers December 15, 2020

ups and downs 

A mix of the good and bad things that happen in any situation or relationship.

"Working here has its ups and downs, but I'm not leaving unless I find something better."

ups and downs by vivilu August 24, 2007

UPS Ground Service 

The bottom rung of UPS delivery options. Basically, it's delivery within 2 to 8 business days, not counting Saturday(which is usually an extra grand). This is what really happens: your package arrives on the 2nd or 3rd day to a location 3 to 4 miles away from you and just sits around (GROUNDED) till it's delivery on the 8th or 9th day. You hear a loud thud on your porch, then the doorbell rings and when you open the door you see a dented package and a brown truck peeling out.

Guy#1: Has your UPS Ground Service package arrived yet?

Guy#2: Nope, I'll be collecting social security or six feet under before that thing arrives.

Guy#1: Yeah, next time use USPS Priority. It'll get there ahead of schedule and in one piece.

Guy#2: Thanks, dude. I'll remember that.

UPS Ground Service by Alleycat1969 September 28, 2012