A derogatory slang term for an entitled, self-important person. Derived from the seborrheic dermatitis that falls from a typically manbunned male while salmoning on an electric unicycle on crowded city sidewalks. Other sightings include a female throwing elbows while stumbling erratically and texting. Sometimes observed in their natural habitat on pubic transit with an un-removable full backpack while carrying an electric unicycle.
The unicornflakes at the Taylor Swift concert were dancing like flies on a cows ass when the wind picks up.
by unicornflake January 10, 2019
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Alternatively, to place glitter on ones genitals to attract prospective partners.
Alternatively, to place glitter on ones genitals to attract prospective partners.
Al: are you going out with that sorority girl tonight?
Roker: yeah dude, guess i better glitter the unicorn
Roker: yeah dude, guess i better glitter the unicorn
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1. Being a virgin in college. Like a unicorn they are scarce and hard to find. Either due to extremely high standards of suitable mates or forever alone.
2. An indirect way of calling someone a virgin.
2. An indirect way of calling someone a virgin.
(Randy) Why was Jerry acting so weird at that party? The girls were all over him.
(Lennie) Didn't you know? He's a Precious Unicorn.
(Randy) That explains everything!
(Lennie) Didn't you know? He's a Precious Unicorn.
(Randy) That explains everything!
by SilverBear92 January 16, 2013
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It is customary for the "unicorn" to nay like a unicorn and kick with the back legs.
It is customary for the "unicorn" to nay like a unicorn and kick with the back legs.
by Boys of 17 March 29, 2009
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Get the Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows mug.Unicorn is an animal from cartoons.It is a horse with a horn.11-year old girls believe in them and act like idiots because of them.
by whoevenami1 January 7, 2018
Get the Unicorn mug.Skeptical reference to renewable energy sources such as biofuels, wind, and solar-electric. So-called because of the perceived naiveté of renewable energy proponents.
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