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Parent triathlon

Three events completed in one day involving kids (yours or someone else's) in one or more of three separate events encompassing each of these categories: running/walking/hiking, water sports and use of a manually propelled wheeled vehicle.
I completed a parent triathlon: ran 3.5 miles, swam with the kids, mowed the lawn.
by natsmo June 22, 2009
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The Thrift

The Thrift is the ongoing search for amazing, kitschy, cool, outrageous, and inexplicable things at Thrift Stores (Salvation Army, Goodwill, etc.), yard sales, Government Auctions, Penny Saver newspapers, etc.

The Thrift is a never-ending journey, like life, where one special item may fill a particular need, but never completely Satisfies.

Basically, The Thrift is thrifting in a more universal way.
When I hit my thirties, I thought I was done searching through bales of clothing and pawnshops, always looking for the ultimate score, but THE THRIFT is a seductive mistress, and her siren-call could not be ignored.

I'll gladly keep my fifty cent copy of "Maggot Brain" over some re-mastered quadraphonic enhanced CD... the scratches add authenticity to the music and remind me of The Thrift and all her sweet mysteries.

That guy in the line ahead of me got that Eames chair just before me, the agony of The Thrift!
by Unlearny February 28, 2009
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Erika Trifecta

The trifecta including:

Stage 1:
Not giving a shit.

Stage 2:
Not speaking to you.

Stage 3:
Making your life a living hell.
DAMN. Have you gotten the Erika Trifecta from her yet?

Watch your back!
by Maci622 September 22, 2010
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Trailer Trash Trifecta

Collecting Welfare, Social Security and Child Support every month, without ever lifting a finger – except for going to the mailbox and the bank.
“Wow, since she figured out who the father is, she’s been riding the Trailer Trash Trifecta!”
by Politic Ric May 26, 2010
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trifectafuck

A feeling of discontent or disdain with something that is three times as strong as originally implied or assumed.
Something can be fucked, double-fucked, or trifectafucked.
by fistfoxer September 11, 2009
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Trif

"that bitches pussy trif"
by TrifflinWAP October 16, 2020
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shop thrifting

When a person tells a cashier at a store that the item they are purchasing is cheaper at another store when really it is not. Usually the purchaser makes up a fake cheaper price as to save money and not spend too much. Usually done at Wal-Mart.
That woman over there is shop thrifting, what a cheap bitch.
by J-Grizzle February 6, 2007
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