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Bullshit Transfer 

The name given to a natural phenomena characterized by person seeming to experience an unending string of bad luck within a relative short period of time.

In layman's term, when a person just can't get a break.
Ex. 1: A person gets fired from their job, and upon arriving at their house they realized they locked themselves out. In an attempt to call a locksmith, said person realizes their phone isn't charged.

Ex.2: An ambitious single man has his date with a hottie postponed due to inclement weather; said bachelor decides to watch a DVD to pass time only to discover the disk is scratched. Single guy proceeds to pwn noobs in an online FPS then finds out internet service is down to the aforementioned inclement weather.

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Staten Island Transfer 

When one feels the urge to defecate while in the shower, instead of getting out and sitting on the toilet one defecates into their own hand, then reaches out to drop the turds into the bowl
"I just saw Mike drop his stool sample in the toilet while he was showering"
" From his hand? He did the Staten Island Transfer"

Buffalo Bus Transfer 

To shit into somebody else's anus.
The girl that is known to have a gaping butthole would receive a buffalo bus transfer easily.
Buffalo Bus Transfer by brad hardos February 24, 2009

Manhattan Transfer 

When a man and woman, man and man or a woman and woman get on all fours. They have to be ass to ass, all the while making sure the assholes align. Then one sexual partner tries to shit a fudge log into the asshole of the other. The stool sample must be solid in order to avoid a derailment.
I heard that your mom tried to give your dad a"Manhattan Transfer" but there was a derailment and there were no survivors.
Manhattan Transfer by The "R" February 17, 2010

Fullerton Transfer

When you have anal sex with girl, and then switch to vaginal sex when she is on her period.
From the Chicago Elevated Train lines, Fullerton is a stop where one can transfer from the BROWN line to the RED line.
My girl was on her rag, so I was fucking her in the ass. I really wanted some pussy, so I did a fullerton transfer.
Fullerton Transfer by m3nni May 13, 2005

Manchester Transfer 

When one person poops into another, and that person poops back into the other and it continues FOREVER.
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Man 1-Hey dood wanna do a Manchester Transfer.
Man 2- What in tarnation is a Manchester Transfer?
Man 1- Well... a Manchester Transfer is........
MAn 2- AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Conversation Transfer Effect 

When two or more people are having a conversation and something is said that when taken out of context makes absolutely no sense, and a seperate person or group hears that particular phrase. This can result in a multitude of reactions from the group that overheard the conversation with the standard "What the hell are you talking about?!" being most common.
Guy 1 talking to his friends: Dude I had the wierdest dream last night, I was naked riding through the supermarket on a unicorn with Justin Bieber.

Guy 2 who overheard them: WTF are you talking about, all I heard was naked with Justin Bieber?!

Guy 1: sorry, it was the conversation transfer effect, I was talking about a dream.