Salmon Toupee

A very hairy vagina that is overgown, unkept, dirty and smells extremely fishy.

Jorge picked up a hot babe at the local tavern and took her home for a romp in the sack. However, he became overwhelmed with nausea after she disrobed and revealed her Salmon Toupee. Jorge gagged as he ran out the door.

by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2009

tops

At the maximum, at most, at the most, not more than

I will take two years, tops.
It will set you back $20, tops.

by Dennis July 24, 2006

That's Tops

Meaning that the previously mentioned statement, vision or joke is approved. Some say That's Tops was actually better than That's Gold which replaced that's tops as a way of giving the saying more "vission".

a) This picture of Gollum from lord of the rings looks just like you, that's tops that'll do me

b) I've got nothing It's a carve up

by jango fett October 11, 2009

tops

good; of high quality

1. Man, this cake is tops.

by Evie October 15, 2003

Toupeedar

The ability to tell when somebody is wearing a toupee.

"I had no idea Ted Danson was going bald. I have the worst toupeedar."

by darrenoia July 2, 2009

tupsy

A level of drunkenness below drunk but slightly more intoxicated than tipsy.

Damn that girl ain't tipsy she's tupsy.

by kamber《--look up the name June 15, 2015

top/topself

an identifier for those who exhibit such raw, unfiltered top energy that it silences all bottoms within a 50 yd. raidus.

"Damn I feel my pussy quivering, is top/topself coming this way?"
"You mean L1v? Yeah they're coming over here."
"Shit I gotta get this under control, I'll see you later."

by shower vampire March 30, 2021