A feckin eejit, who is likely to support Man Utd. Also has no regard for either facts or other people's opinions if they do not concur with their own opinions (which are normally based upon their own limited mental capacity and experience of reality).
That Mick Maddock, he's the biggest tosser I've ever met.
by Dean Eager October 7, 2003
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A Star Trek fan (or Trekkie) who's primary or only interest is in the Original Star Trek series (The Orignal Series, or TOS). TOSsers almost always prefer to refer to themselves as simply Trekkies; TOSsers is a term applied to these old-timers by fans of the newer shows.
I don't even go to the TOSser's message board. They still think that warp nine is impossible.
by Jonah C July 26, 2006
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Iconographer, Knobjockey, Idiot Powers, F*ckwit
I think morale is low at the moment......

Powers, you are a tosser.
by CDB September 26, 2003
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A kind and loving person, someone you cannot live without. Commonly used among people who have an unbreakable relationship with eachother.
You're such a tosser!
by minoo07 September 3, 2015
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A male or female that has an obsession for licking and eating ass.
Rachel is a ring tosser. She can toss my salad anytime.

Braaaaaahhh. I didn't know your mom was such a good ring tosser.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017
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one who participates in homosexual anal sex
Boy George is such an ass tosser, man. And his music sucks.
by Willy9292 January 3, 2007
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1. slang for a gay person
2. someone who exemplifies the utmost qualities of gayness

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"Stop being a baton tosser Josh."
"What the hell is that?"
"Josh, you're fag."
by jordna butler April 18, 2008
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