Nortis tortoise

South African slang for "definitely not"

Friend - Hey, Hughs in town. Do you want to go to his house and hit some bongs
Me - Hugh Newlands? The guy who packed a bag of my nicest clothes and went on the run?
Friend - Uh yeah, that Hugh. but he did say he was sorry and he has some A grade weed. So do you wanna go?
Me - Nortis tortoise

by Lanboi June 13, 2018

Tortoise

whilst having sex. you slide in really slow and get there (ejaculate) before the Hair(hare).

"my girfriend wanted so much foreplay, that I totally went Tortoise on her."

by cyantific October 6, 2008

Tortoise

Band that can play pretty damn good, but sucks too much to put in any vocals.

I downloaded the new Tortoise album 3 weeks before it came out.

by Clayborne Harris March 31, 2004

Revenge tortoise

The action of giving/threatening to give a tortoise as a present meant to seek revenge on someone for as long as the tortoise lives (approx. 100 years) for suffering caused from their actions. Commonly refered to as an RT.

Im totally going to RT Sally for moving away to Vancouver for so long.

Steph isnt responding to our messages, maybe a revenge tortoise will teach her a lesson.

by fairy in the water November 5, 2012

Tortoise

Stalker slang for someone who has been successfully intimidated into confining themself to their home, venturing out rarely, like a tortoise sticking their head out of its shell.

My ex-partner is such a tortoise, I wait outside their house for days and never see them until they dash out for groceries. Job done.

by motormind June 2, 2015

Tortoising

the act of sex between older persons and those specifically those who have suffered hip replacements or other movement difficulties. Tortoising can involve the use of a zimmer frame to create the shell in particularly active relationships.

My gran been tortoising her fuck buddy again he is in his 90s!

by gurgi July 13, 2009

tortoising

the act of emotionally withdrawing oneself from a situation, showing no emotions, avoiding emotions or feeling

He is always tortoising; I can't ever tell how he feels.

by Uwish U. Knewme May 11, 2010