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Tombstone Jesus

Tombstone Jesus is an american professional wrestler. A Legend in his own mind. Unfortunately his mind is that of an old fart with dementia. He claims to be the leader of the tombiverse,age in bad ass years and have ak-47 blood type. Even in the wrestling world that is clearly the ramblings of someone with clear brain damage. Usually seen wandering the desert with his equally moronic son Otto von Clutch. The to constantly post the adventures of dumb and dumber. Adventures nobody wants to watch but much like a train wreck they can't help but look. The Worst wrestling match in history is the match between tombstone Jesus and the American giant Buck brezner. As a result of that match to this day having a bad performance is known as pulling a Tombstone. The only thing that may be worse than his wrestling could possibly be his music.
Bro you are in the Maine tonight. Please for the love of everything holy please don't pull a Tombstone Jesus
by Dcw fan November 16, 2022
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dickular torsion

(n.) It's like a purple nurple for your penis.
My wife was pissed at me last night... dickular torsion was the punishment that ensued.
by BigW777 November 21, 2015
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Mr_TorsoFace

Mr_TorsoFace or otherwise known as McDonaldsManager on Steam is a fellow player of the Vanilla Garrysmod (a.k.a Sandbox Vanilla) Garry's mod server. He does not think that he is the best Garry's mod player, nor does he think that hes good at the game. Hates Hermann (but who doesn't) and thinks hes an idiot.

Leader of the Kleiners and owner of the Kartupelis SMP Discord and Minecraft server.
Hermann: Kys, Mr_TorsoFace.
Mr_TorsoFace: no.

Crowbar: I praise Kleiner, Mr_TorsoFace.
Mr_TorsoFace: Cool, me too.

Viecha: When will you open Kartupelis SMP again?
Mr_TorsoFace: idk.

Random person 1: Did you hear about Mr_TorsoFace?
Random person 2: Yes, i have seen him on Sandbox Vanilla.
Random person 1: What's Sandbox Vanilla.
Random person 2: It's a Gmod server.
by Mr_TorsoFace October 28, 2021
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Testicular Torsion

A painful phenomenon where the bloodflow to a testicle is cut off due to the bloodstream to the testicle getting twisted which can lead to the testicle being amputated. it is also God's compensation for giving women periods
Someone: "Hey god, Isn't it unfair that women have to go through these painful periods every month?"
God: "Well, I guess to make it fair men will now live in fear of testicular torsion happening to them"
by hentailover696969 July 27, 2023
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Torb

A rolled up paper clip, usually in the form of a ball or a coil, or any wire type metal, that is placed in the bowl of a gravity bong, thus allowing the weed to burn slower and more evenly, allowing for higher smoking efficiency and a better, longer high.
Hey did you try that torb on your geeb?

Yeah bro it got me super baaaaked.
by Long Blunt May 20, 2019
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Torstein Horgmo

Beastly snowboarder from Norway. Known for being awsm at shredding & is quite attractive
Torstein Horgmo is a hottie
by burrito15 March 3, 2010
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torb

Torbjörn from the game Overwatch. He can build turrets that attack other players, so he can literally just sit there and win.
Why haven't we taken care of the enemy Torb's turret yet?
by The Better Meme Lord January 15, 2018
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