Tombstone Jesus is an american professional wrestler. A Legend in his own mind. Unfortunately his mind is that of an old fart with dementia. He claims to be the leader of the tombiverse,age in bad ass years and have ak-47 blood type. Even in the wrestling world that is clearly the ramblings of someone with clear brain damage. Usually seen wandering the desert with his equally moronic son Otto von Clutch. The to constantly post the adventures of dumb and dumber. Adventures nobody wants to watch but much like a train wreck they can't help but look. The Worst wrestling match in history is the match between tombstone Jesus and the American giant Buck brezner. As a result of that match to this day having a bad performance is known as pulling a Tombstone. The only thing that may be worse than his wrestling could possibly be his music.
Bro you are in the Maine tonight. Please for the love of everything holy please don't pull a Tombstone Jesus
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Mr_TorsoFace or otherwise known as McDonaldsManager on Steam is a fellow player of the Vanilla Garrysmod (a.k.a Sandbox Vanilla) Garry's mod server. He does not think that he is the best Garry's mod player, nor does he think that hes good at the game. Hates Hermann (but who doesn't) and thinks hes an idiot.
Leader of the Kleiners and owner of the Kartupelis SMP Discord and Minecraft server.
Leader of the Kleiners and owner of the Kartupelis SMP Discord and Minecraft server.
Hermann: Kys, Mr_TorsoFace.
Mr_TorsoFace: no.
Crowbar: I praise Kleiner, Mr_TorsoFace.
Mr_TorsoFace: Cool, me too.
Viecha: When will you open Kartupelis SMP again?
Mr_TorsoFace: idk.
Random person 1: Did you hear about Mr_TorsoFace?
Random person 2: Yes, i have seen him on Sandbox Vanilla.
Random person 1: What's Sandbox Vanilla.
Random person 2: It's a Gmod server.
Mr_TorsoFace: no.
Crowbar: I praise Kleiner, Mr_TorsoFace.
Mr_TorsoFace: Cool, me too.
Viecha: When will you open Kartupelis SMP again?
Mr_TorsoFace: idk.
Random person 1: Did you hear about Mr_TorsoFace?
Random person 2: Yes, i have seen him on Sandbox Vanilla.
Random person 1: What's Sandbox Vanilla.
Random person 2: It's a Gmod server.
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Someone: "Hey god, Isn't it unfair that women have to go through these painful periods every month?"
God: "Well, I guess to make it fair men will now live in fear of testicular torsion happening to them"
God: "Well, I guess to make it fair men will now live in fear of testicular torsion happening to them"
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