toobin'

to inadvertently pull one's penis out during a Zoom video call

Can you believe Scottie on the Zoom call earlier? He must have forgotten his camera was on. Sally was right in the middle of her pitch and he just started toobin' out of nowhere.

by Jeffie Ross October 19, 2020

Toobin

Masturbating (especially in front of a live webcam)

Jeffrey needed to work on his boner but

didn't know his laptop camera was on when he started toobin

by Bobby.Riggs October 19, 2020

Toobin

The act of masturbating while actively participating in a work related video conference call.

Jeffrey had a rough day after being busted for Toobin during his New Yorker zoom call.

by labondant October 19, 2020

TOOBIN

Exposing your penis on a virtual call either on purpose or accidently for all to see.

I thought I muted the virtual call when I got naked but I guess I was TOOBIN.

by The Donald USA October 19, 2020

Toobin

engaging in masturbation in close proximity to an important social event

Responsible adults tend to schedule their masturbations time, so as to avoid committing a Toobin.

by jmikegra October 19, 2020

Toobin’

The practice of verbalizing fantasies about the defeat and humiliation of your political opponents in a group setting, for the purposes of arousal and self-gratification.

“Man, they really care about the constitution, huh.”

“Nah, they’re just Toobin’.”

by RightRev October 19, 2020

Toobin’

The practice of verbalizing fantasies about the defeat and humiliation of your political opponents in a group setting, for purposes of arousal and self-gratification.

“Do you really care about the Supreme Court that much?”

“Nah, I’m just Toobin’.”

by RightRev October 19, 2020