Toobin

When you masturbate in front of your colleagues not realizing your Webcam is on or make the claim you did not know.

I looked up and realized I was toobin it in front of my coworkers at CNN on Zoom.

by Happy Liberals October 19, 2020

Toobin

The act of fondling yourself while on work related video conference call.

Jeffrey! Stop toobin and pay attention!

by Donotresuscitate October 19, 2020

Toobin

Toobin is when you jerkoff on a live Zoom call.

Did you see that CNN guy Jeffrey get caught toobin on a Zoom call?

by DC13 October 19, 2020

TOOBIN

Exposing your penis on a virtual call either on purpose or accidently for all to see.

I thought I muted the virtual call when I got naked but I guess I was TOOBIN.

by The Donald USA October 19, 2020

Toobin

engaging in masturbation in close proximity to an important social event

Responsible adults tend to schedule their masturbations time, so as to avoid committing a Toobin.

by jmikegra October 19, 2020

Toobin’

The practice of verbalizing fantasies about the defeat and humiliation of your political opponents in a group setting, for the purposes of arousal and self-gratification.

“Man, they really care about the constitution, huh.”

“Nah, they’re just Toobin’.”

by RightRev October 19, 2020

Toobin’

The practice of verbalizing fantasies about the defeat and humiliation of your political opponents in a group setting, for purposes of arousal and self-gratification.

“Do you really care about the Supreme Court that much?”

“Nah, I’m just Toobin’.”

by RightRev October 19, 2020