Toobin

The act of masturbating while on a Zoom call, whether the camera and sound are on or off.

"I'm sure Jeffrey was Toobin the other day on the zoom call. He was sweating and beating his meat like it owed him money."

by PsyopJedi October 20, 2020

toobin'

Masturbating, jerking off, jacking off. Especially in inappropriate circumstances like a zoom call. Named in honor of Jeffrey Toobin, a pioneer of inappropriate masturbation in the zoom age.

"You better not be toobin' in the bathroom, Jeff!"

"My mom caught me toobin'. It was so embarrassing!"

"I forgot to turn off my camera and all my colleagues caught me toobin'!"

by anonymous October 20, 2020

TOOBIN

Yanking one out to a zoom audience.

I surprised my team with a naughty toobin, they loved it.

by VileBoy October 20, 2020

TOOBIN

Exposing your penis on a virtual call either on purpose or accidently for all to see.

I thought I muted the virtual call when I got naked but I guess I was TOOBIN.

by The Donald USA October 19, 2020

Toobin’

The practice of verbalizing fantasies about the defeat and humiliation of your political opponents in a group setting, for the purposes of arousal and self-gratification.

“Man, they really care about the constitution, huh.”

“Nah, they’re just Toobin’.”

by RightRev October 19, 2020

Toobin

engaging in masturbation in close proximity to an important social event

Responsible adults tend to schedule their masturbations time, so as to avoid committing a Toobin.

by jmikegra October 19, 2020

Toobin’

The practice of verbalizing fantasies about the defeat and humiliation of your political opponents in a group setting, for purposes of arousal and self-gratification.

“Do you really care about the Supreme Court that much?”

“Nah, I’m just Toobin’.”

by RightRev October 19, 2020