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Toddler Goth

A wannabee goth who latches onto what they perceive to be goth to emulate those they hope to join as an accepted part of goth society. This can be based on simple fashion sense or attitude that is believed to be required to be a part of the social group.
"Did you see Ritchie the other night? All dolled up like he was Neo from the matrix."

"Yes, between him and Sarah making out like she's an Anne Rice character they make a real pair of Toddler Goth's"
by James Kite December 3, 2007
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Toddler Nose

When someone's nose runs from both nostrils, directly into their mouth. Usually because they've done lots of cocaine, and they're too drunk to notice their nose is running real bad.
Andy was real messy at the bar last night.
I know, I saw him, he had bad toddler nose.
by Buttcrunch January 18, 2009
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Toddlernese

Toddlernese - (noun) spoken between the ages of 2- 4 years old. Toddlernese is often seen on playground, preschools, daycares, and in everyday household with children.
Although Toddlernese in adults is not as common as in children. Toddlernese in parents is commonly marked and identified by sleeplessness, forgetfulness, lack of time, issues with punctuation, “mommy brain” or “daddy brain”. In severe cases a total loss of the English language can be seen in both verbal or written communication.
by TYH June 12, 2014
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toddler parroting

That's not what I said. You're only toddler parroting. What I said was...
by fredautonom May 14, 2015
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Toddler Stomp

When a grown ass adult cracks it and stomps out of the room as if a toddler.
"Man Terry was pissed. He Toddler Stomped his ass right out the door"
by Sir_Rutto March 24, 2019
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toodles :D

This phrase can be used at the end of a paragraph especially a paragraph where you confess your true feelings and love for your crush.
Nice guy: "Hi, I know you like someone, but I like you too. You can use this as blackmail, idc but I wanted you to know that. Toodles :D"
Regular female: ...
by d-o-o-t-e-r July 29, 2019
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toddler

Hate having to wake up in the middle of the night to nurse my toddler.
by frabrizio October 23, 2020
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