Two Left Testicles

An figure of speech used to express how awful one is at sex (similar to how the expression "Two Left Feet" applies to a bad dancer).

Gee, Mary, I don't know about this... I've got two left testicles.

by FalconEyes September 25, 2011

testicles

the round spheres that all boys such as Frankie Muniz have; they are there for people to knee, kick, bite, and punch

Please knee me in my testicles.

by Danny December 12, 2003

testicles, specticles, watch wallet and keys

A Checklist before you leave home or before leave your lover's lyre

he said, "testicles, specticles, watch wallet and keys", oh my glasses, what did i do with my glasses ? ? ?"

by Herman45 December 25, 2010

testicleshittingrectalwart

A genetal wart on the rectum that has a high tendancy to shit out testicles. Mosty commonly used as a derrogitive term towards friends.

Mike: Jim you are a testicleshittingrectalwart.
Jim: Yeah, well....you suck.

by derrrr June 17, 2004

testicles

a chewy toy the girls like to chew after dinner

my balls are so chewy

by Lord Fuck U August 23, 2003

Tritesticle

When yo gurl so lit that she pushes your penis inside the ball sack, the resulting bulge moves the testies to the side creating a triangulare shaped sack with 3 bulges. The resulting flesh package is referred to as a tritesticle.

You she was about to give me head but she was pissed I didn’t do the dishes so she game me a tritesticle instead.

by Zombie_flamingo June 15, 2018

testiclesbian

A lesbian with testicles
Basically a trans, gay woman

(A man who has become a woman but still likes other women)
See also: Prince Harry

Harry: *becomes trans*
Also Harry: has sex with a woman behind a bush

Meghan: what a testiclesbian.

by A random gay person April 11, 2023