toddler

Tiny bipolar humans under the age of 3, who can swing rapidly between endearingly cute antics and screaming, kicking, biting fits of rage. Completely unpredictable and often unintelligible lovable little walking blessings/nightmares disguised as tiny human beings with giant heads. Prone to selective hearing and repeating overheard curse words at inopportune moments. More dangerous when traveling in packs. Evolutionarily speaking, it is ridiculous that humans have the ability to reproduce fast enough to be the parent of more than one toddler at a time.

"Do you think you'll have more children?" "Well, even if I survive my two toddlers, FUCK No!" (Did I just say that out loud?) "Chloe, don't repeat that at grandma's!"

by megagogy February 17, 2008

Tiddly Boy

One who is generally laggardly or lacks a specific purpose or direction. Synonymous with turtle jerker.

Gabe is such a tiddly boy, he got his arse diddled by Josh Baer at Capital Factory and liked it.

by L_Hol October 14, 2019

Tiddiesdestroyer

COOL AF MUTUAL, ALWAYS CONTENT ON POINT. AND MAKES ME LAUGH ALL THE TIME.
LOVE YA ~~~<3
But this mf is lowkey mutual with every person on this app

“Bro, Tiddiesdestroyer is lowkey all over my fyp and following at the same time”

by Official_deeznuts_proeater June 21, 2021

Toddlertwt

Derogatory term on Twitter that describes people who enjoy harmless interests such as children’s cartoons, certain Roblox games, and anything associated with young people.

User A: Bluey is such a good show!

User B: Toddlertwt wildin

by tomatotown April 10, 2023

Tiddies

Tiddies
The proper way to say and spell "Titties". Why? Because of Double D's "DD" Duh!

Guy: Damn, you got some fat TIDDIES
Double D Daphne: Well of course I do

by smolltiddies October 13, 2019

Toddlerbrain-Science

The extension of extremely basic, if not primative, child-like problem solving skills into an adult decision-making environment--where making good decisions based on sound principles of reasoning REALLY fucking matters.

My mommy says that all my prayers will be answered, that I'll see grandpa and kitty-cat in heaven and that all I really need to be successful in life is faith in our divine creator.
<<Really? You're twenty-fucking-five years old. You have no job, lodging or source of legal tender. You are an adult, totally dependent on yer 'mommy' for existence... I've got an idea! Why don't you shit in one of your hands and have god shit faith in the other...see which one fills up first. Without doubt, your Toddlerbrain-Science will serve you well...

by YAWA June 16, 2018

toddle off

To walk away. To evade. Immature avoidance tactic used by adults in order to escape facing responsibilities.

Don't just toddle off when I'm talking to you Markus. Don´t be such a pussy.

by rperazag May 10, 2010