The daddy of all putdowns, a king amongst curses, the Zeus of insults, THE insult favoured by Chuck Norris.
'Cock smoking thunder cunt' delivers a crushing blow to an insultee's ego, by combining two reasonable insults it creates an amalgamation so ultimately powerful that any comeback (if any) from the receiver of the insult is completely useless, much like trying to return a punch to Mike Tyson, the insultee knows that they cannot possibly outshine the sheer awesomeness that 'cock smoking thunder cunt' glows in.
'Cock smoking thunder cunt' delivers a crushing blow to an insultee's ego, by combining two reasonable insults it creates an amalgamation so ultimately powerful that any comeback (if any) from the receiver of the insult is completely useless, much like trying to return a punch to Mike Tyson, the insultee knows that they cannot possibly outshine the sheer awesomeness that 'cock smoking thunder cunt' glows in.
Shut up you dickhead, you can't do that.' 'Yes, I can, you cock smoking thunder cunt.' 'Okay, I'm terribly sorry, you can. Please, take my mother
by L. Longford July 19, 2010
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by jake jason November 27, 2016
Get the thunder cunt mug.The act of slapping yours or another person’s schlong against any part of the human body, which then results in the prominent yet classic schlap of the schlong sound; however the face and chin are usually the prime targets.
1: Jill and I were having that angry make up sex when I decided to give her a thunder schlap that would wake the neighbors.
2: My ex-girlfriend in college once invited me into her dorm room to have a threesome with her roommate Sarah. It was only then that I discovered she merely wanted to utilize my schlong as a double handed weapon for schlaping Sarah across her face.
3: Executing the thunder shclap is illegal in the state of Utah and or any other area in the USA that contains a large presence of Mormons. Failure to comply with this regulatory policy could lead to a fine of up to $250 and up to 6 months in the county jail.
2: My ex-girlfriend in college once invited me into her dorm room to have a threesome with her roommate Sarah. It was only then that I discovered she merely wanted to utilize my schlong as a double handed weapon for schlaping Sarah across her face.
3: Executing the thunder shclap is illegal in the state of Utah and or any other area in the USA that contains a large presence of Mormons. Failure to comply with this regulatory policy could lead to a fine of up to $250 and up to 6 months in the county jail.
by C.B. Radio March 9, 2010
Get the Thunder Schlap mug.An arcade boat racing game that was also on Dreamcast, PSX, and N64. The announcers voice is more orgasmic than Morgan Freeman's voice, and the gameplay is so amazing that you would probably jizz in your pants.
P1: Hey man, you got any extra underwear?
P2: Why the hell whould you ask me that?
P1: I just played Hydro Thunder.
P2: Why the hell whould you ask me that?
P1: I just played Hydro Thunder.
by ipwnn00bswithmyballz August 6, 2010
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Get the thunder shot mug.One who identifies themselves with characteristics of (or belonging to) both the redneck and thug subcultures.
Example: A teenager who wears Guy Harvey T-shirts, drives a big truck, but blasts rap music.
Guy 1: "Was that rap music coming from that truck with the Salt Life Decal?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, he must be a thugneck."
Guy 1: "Was that rap music coming from that truck with the Salt Life Decal?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, he must be a thugneck."
by StormySkywalker October 5, 2011
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