Smashed tarantula

In reference to a woman's unshaved or unkempt pubic hair. A very hairy, bushy vagina.

Did you see her smashed tarantula spilling out the sides of her bathing suit?

by Le don June 6, 2007

faster than a scalded dog

This idiomatic expression can describe any kind of movement, but is especially linked to running. A scalded dog would be moving as quickly as it was capable of doing, and it would be motivated by pain and fear - that combination makes for some serious speed.

When the bandit saw the police coming, he ran faster than a scalded dog.

by RobertPlanty April 28, 2012

flatter than your momma's chest

An insult used to describe how flat something is.

From the movie Smokey and the Bandit Part 3
(Examining the flat tire on their car)
Junior: It's flat Daddy.
Buford T Justice: Flatter than your momma's chest.

by Turkey Dump April 12, 2016

hotter than a pussy in a pepper patch

A Southern way of saying something is real fucking hot.

Goddamnit, it's hotter than a pussy in a pepper patch in this room!!

by WesNile December 14, 2007

better than sex

See Wario.

guy 1: You know what's better than sex?
guy 2: what
Guy 1: Wario.

by It's a stone Ruigi May 31, 2018

thrangle

(v.) To passionately acquire, consume or devour something. To imply the satisfaction of a primitive urge based upon the context.

Dude, I'm starving....let's go thrangle some burgers. We went to the bar and thrangled some drinks. After few drinks he took her home where they thrangled.

by sfdaveb May 21, 2011

colder than a nun's thigh

1 Cold to the point of being painful to touch. Associated with cold and hard as ice.
2 An object that cannot be made warm
3 An inanimate object devoid of feeling or desire.

I spent of a frosty January in the panhandle of Idaho, it was colder than a nun's thigh.

by rucus11 September 19, 2009