Thomas Slebew

Thomas Slebew is pun name for Thomas Shelby from Netflix show Peaky Blinders.

"Who is he?"

"The ultimate sigma male, Thomas Slebew"

by m.u.g.e.n May 22, 2022

Thomas

Its me. Im Thomas

Hi, my name is Thomas

by Phoenix1500 August 15, 2019

Thomas Sanders

A precious cinnamon roll that we must protect at ALL costs. I don't care if you die, as long as my gay disney prince lives. Of course, he shares a lot of his fame with his... sides. We love them just as much. Say hi to Virgil, Patton, Logan, Roman, Janus, Remus, and of course, Remy. Remy is chaotic and we're here for it. GIVE US MORE OF HIM THOMAS.

The one and only Thomas Sanders: Ok guys! We're coming out with a new Sanders Sides video, anyone have ideas?
Virgil: make a list of all the ways to die
Roman: Okayy...
One: dazzled by my stunning beauty
Two: Fainted because I was just too perfect and hit your head on a table
Three: Got distracted checking me out and ran into a chainsaw
Patton: Whoa there kiddos! Let's not go running into any chainsaws, alright? Virgil, get back here. I mean it. No. NO. GET AWAY FROM THAT.
Logan: Well, logically, there shouldn't be any chainsaws in the general vicinity of Thomas's house, there's simply no reason for one to be- OH HOLY CROFTERS VIRGIL GET AWAY FROM THE CHAINSAW
Remus: *cackling, running around with a massive chainsaw* FUCK Y'ALLLLLLL
Deceit: Remus you absolute goddamn idiot, get back here and give me that
Remy: ...
gonna
go
grab
some
coffee
...
BE BACK NEVER!
Thomas: *whispers* what is happening???

by sparrow system May 23, 2020

Thomas Woodhall

A thomas woodhall means to be a failure to mates. Too Come clubbing and not dance. Too have a life with only one commitment...the wife

A thomas woodhall is choosing the girls over the boys

by Clarance pencil face September 30, 2008

Thomas

Procrastinating hard af

He has been doing a Thomas for over a year now.

by LilCornichon March 4, 2019

soggy thomas

A game kids play with a boy named Thomas. All the kids circle Thomas, jerk off on him and than yell out SOGGY THOMAS!!

Boy: have you seen Thomas around.

Boy 2: no not since we played soggy Thomas with him last week.Thomas Soggy Jerking

by Soggy Thomas January 7, 2015

The Thomas Affair

The emails from Ginny Thomas, the conservative activist wife of Supreme Court justice Clarence Thomas 'to-then' Trump White House chief of staff Mark Meadows, pressing him to fight to do whatever he could to support Donald Trump in his attempt to overturn the results of the 2020 presidential election.

The Democrat party says they will handle 'The Thomas Affair' with kidgloves, and prudence.

by talk2me-JCH2 March 28, 2022