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Paint Thinner

Really cheap hootch usually sold in enormous glass or plastic jugs. Because of it's high alcohol content and bad taste it could be compared to paint thinner.
Damn, I only have 10 bucks. It'll be enough for some paint thinner though.
by Phil November 5, 2006
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thingelstad

while fucking a girl doggystyle you take a huge bong rip off her back.
My girlfrined didn't approve when i did the thingelstad.
by vill/mills May 5, 2009
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Black and white thinkers

Conservatives. They tend to think largely in terms of absolutes. Now don't get me wrong, absolute values are important - by no means do I support moral relativism - but it's necessary to recognize the many shades of grey involved in individual cases too. That is, after all, what situational ethics is all about.
I suspect that many of the conservatives I've met don't recognize these gray areas largely because of their absolutist religious upbringing.

A few scenarios:
A nine year old girl, tragically, is raped and impregnated by her stepfather. What to do? According to the religious absolutist, abortion is, under all circumstances, 100% wrong. Unless the birth is life-threatening, she can't abort.

Moderate: I don't normally support abortion, but here it's necessary.
Liberal: I think abortion is a right that belongs to the mother. I would support her right to choose if this girl was nine or twenty nine, raped or non-raped. (although i would personally disapprove of it in the latter).
Conservative: Fucking baby killers! It's an innocent fucking BABY we're talking about!
(as opposed to a non-sentient cluster of cells, lacking a nervous system and the ability to feel pain)

I had a much better example but the stupid character limit fucked me over.

See my future definition, Conservative Black and White Thinking Disorder for that one.
I blame religion for turning so many conservatives into black and white thinkers.

And this is why I dislike religion - it so often stops people from thinking. If people were encouraged to think in terms of individual cases as opposed to coming to each and every unique situation with a preconceived bias (abortion is MURDER!)...well, I don't know. We might have a better world. Just maybe.
by Submitters of Words June 13, 2011
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Thinderella

How people with lisps may pronounce the popular Walt Disney character "Cinderella"
i weally want to watch thinderella cause Kneel's defintion ssssucks
by LaLa90 January 15, 2009
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social thinker

n. Person who doesn't think to excess; someone who isn't dim but who can't be bothered to cogitate in school.
The square root of 64? Are you kidding me? I am totally just a social thinker.

I studied hard all last semester and nearly lost all my friends. But, with the help of some total slackers, I managed to turn my life around and now I'm just a social thinker.
by gnostic1 September 10, 2011
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thinker-box

All the different numbers make my thinker-box hurt
by RileyW92 January 3, 2011
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thringer

The last hanger-on at a dinner party who hopes to swing a threesome with the hosts.
Not only was he a thringer, he's now a regular at our orgy night.
by TadTad October 25, 2013
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