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washing the pearl

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Female masturbation involving a lot of rubbing/circling of the clitoris; typically performed prior to, during, or after taking a shower.
"Stacy you've been in there for two hours! What are you doing?"

"Go away! I'm washing the pearl!"
by TheStenchofDiscovery July 13, 2015
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washing the fruit

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This is when you put your twig and berries in the sink at home, office, or public restroom.
Josh was caught washing the fruit at the office.
by urbandickchinairy August 2, 2016
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washing the ferret

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"You coming down the pub?" "I can't, I'm washing the ferret."
by KenMFan March 26, 2017
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Washing The Rug

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Cumming into a sex doll that has already been came in by other men; insinuating your dick is being cleansed by the other men’s semen
Craig: Yo John, i was washing the rug the other day.
John: Intentionally!?!? You fuckin gay?
Craig: Shiiiiit....
by Enzooooooooo February 7, 2019
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Washing the whistle

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The action of plunging a hose down a urethra to clean out the unwanted fecal excrement
Its about time I got a good “washing the whistle” done.
by Ayalanews89 August 22, 2019
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Washing the dog

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Washing the dog is a euphemism for when you do something every day that you don’t want to do, but you do because you know it’s the right/responsible thing to do.
I really don’t want to go to work today, it’s like washing the dog to me
by anonymous June 28, 2022
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