The Jerk Trap

Rarely known as TJT, "The Jerk Trap" is a term that describes a common cycle people go through while watching internet pornography. The cycle starts when one is ready to "finish", but is determined that they can find a better video to do it on.

The video in the thumbnails seemed 10x better than the video I was watching, so I waited to view the new video. Next thing you know I did exactly that over and over, I've got eighty tabs open, It's an hour an a half later and my balls are blue. The Jerk Trap gets me every fucking time.

by GiddyWafffles June 7, 2011

The brother trap

When a love interest refers to you as an elder brother/little sister.

Got stuck in the brother trap when confessed in my feelings to my crush.

by K84U January 21, 2019

The missionary trap

The act of attempting to smack/hit the light switch as to avoid eye contact while participation in the sexual position known as ‘missionary’, but since you are locked in a perpetual state of kissing and smacking, you are forced to awkwardly look away at other objects around the room while trying to maintain an erection.

Yeah dude, last night I was banging this hot chick, but then I had to bail since I got into the missionary trap, my dick went limp almost immediately!

by Pleaseendme January 20, 2019

The Dictionary Trap

It's hard to explain, but "The Dictionary Trap" is when you go on Urban Dictionary, maybe make a silly word and define twice, but then there is a 0.01% chance YOU will be trapped in the Urban Dictionary. To some explanations, it's a white void where everywhere you look, you see a defined word. Most people don't make it out alive. There is no known escape to get back into the real world. Only one person has been heard from, such as PintoBean2003. He is most likely dead, but we don't know if he is alive, but just not able to type. We should help PintoBean2003, and maybe one day, ONE DAY, we could find him.

Help! I'm stuck in the The Dictionary Trap, low on resources and will most likely die! Help

by somone who is guy February 8, 2022

The water is in the lint trap

Code for when some serious shit's about to go down

Hey man can you hear me? The water is in the lint trap, I repeat the water is in the lint trap get the fuck outta there!

by Atomik235 October 17, 2019

The Mouse Trap

When a girl is licking your balls you lift your boner and release making a "slap" sound.

I once gave a girl the mouse trap she wasn't to happy

by theman893 March 12, 2009

The Man Trap

A maneuver practiced by women to convince her lover to stay. Immediately after sex, the woman leaves the room and re-enters quite soon after with food, drink, and possibly cigarettes. This maneuver can fall the toughest of men, and there is no known effective counter.

Kent: "So why is Joe a Smitten Kitten suddenly with Louise?"

James: "She pulled The Man Trap on him once, and now he's fallen head over heels."

by Vintage Translator February 13, 2020