Wherein one farts while sitting still and/or in a confined space, accidentally or intentionally, forcing him/her to smell their own fart until it dissipates.
As opposed to Crop Dusting.
Derived from when one mis-throws a flash bang grenade in Call of Duty, usually hitting a wall or backside of a teammate, causing it to explode right near you, disorienting oneself instead of the enemy.
As opposed to Crop Dusting.
Derived from when one mis-throws a flash bang grenade in Call of Duty, usually hitting a wall or backside of a teammate, causing it to explode right near you, disorienting oneself instead of the enemy.
I flashbanged myself at work today because I couldn't leave my cubicle. It stank for a minute but then it went away.
I think Mike flashbanged himself because I saw him sniff the air he was sitting in a few times, after which he had a disgruntled look on his face.
I think Mike flashbanged himself because I saw him sniff the air he was sitting in a few times, after which he had a disgruntled look on his face.
by DAMU21 April 08, 2011
When having unprotected sexual intercourse with a woman in doggy position, the male pulls out just before reaching climax and ejaculates into his hand. He then says the girl’s name causing her to turn around, at which point she is slapped on the face with a handful of cum
Guy #1: “So how was your date with Meghan last night?”
Guy #2: “It was great I gave her a Middle Eastern flashbang”
Guy #2: “It was great I gave her a Middle Eastern flashbang”
by Pdm21 January 25, 2021
by Coochiemonster6969 April 06, 2022
When they turn the lights on before closing the club and you're already disoriented from the loud music and being drunk and the lights blind you.
Guy:I know they're closing but I need to sit for a second.
Friend:strip-club flashbang?
Guy: Yeah I can't see or move.
Friend:strip-club flashbang?
Guy: Yeah I can't see or move.
by Deadb4uhearit August 13, 2013
When you cum on a girl’s eyes and you fist her with a empty bottle of Augustiner. Either Pussy or ass doesn’t matter.
She said she loves me, right as she was blowing me. But when I started to give her a Bavarian flashbang , she kicked me the hell out of there.
by Jay zees December 27, 2020
When you cum on a girl’s eyes and you fist her with a empty bottle of Augustiner. Either Pussy or ass doesn’t matter.
She said she loves me, right as she was blowing me. But when I started to give her a Bavarian flashbang , she kicked me the hell out of there.
by Jay zees December 27, 2020
Giant grenades used for killing infants in their cribs and to point, point blank at the vulnerable populations faces. Good enema
by Cody5050 January 26, 2022