pick a bale of cotton

Originally an innocent folk song, pick a bale of cotton is a racist folk song about black people, most likely slaves, picking cotton.

Gonna jomp down, turn around, pick a bale of cotton. Jump down turn around, pick a bale a day!

by TheReindeerInsideYourHead December 2, 2013

Del me bale tra

means: I love you! (in Sistani language)

Sharbi! Del me bale tra! (means: Sharbi! I love you!)

Note: Sharbi is a Sistanian girl name.

by Goche Sisto November 29, 2013

released on bale

What "non-carnivorous" suspects --- i.e., individuals in legal trouble for crimes other than da hazardous-to-humans offenses like violence, murder, etc. --- can get from a "kangaroo court" if they "pony up" a set amount of "hay".

If a judge allows you to be "released on bale", ask him if he wants said "green stuff" to be in alfalfa or timothy.

by QuacksO April 4, 2022

Bales

Someone lacking zero common sense/general knowledge

That guy though the capital of Tasmania was Australia. What a Bales!

by Scrooge McKik May 19, 2018

bale bondsman

A hay-farmer's assistant who wraps securing-twine around bricks/rolls of dried alfalfa as they are made.

Now that machinery gathers and processes hay in one single operation, the job of the bale bondsman is largely a thing of the past.

by QuacksO August 31, 2018

andrew bales

A good kid with smart thumbs, we hope may some day be a man if he becomes decent at camping

Saw thru that log like an Andrew Bales

by Tier roasters roaster October 19, 2020

Dirty John Bales

The act of fucking a prostitute so hard that she dies(can only take place in 1898)

That boy dirty John bales fucked a prostitute so hard she died

by Bruhlmao69420 March 19, 2023