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Rural Beat

Old time country music played by urban (educated) musicians
Professor Smith and his wednesday night music jam were laying down some great rural beat with their mandolins and fiddles. Must have been the triple expresso latteccino's and organic micro brews they were drinking
by pitou January 19, 2008
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Rural Dictionary

Urban dictionary but worse, where every definition is this:
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Rural dictionary is just really bad...
by WandKat January 31, 2022
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Rural Nationalist

A nice way of saying white supremacist for all of the pansy racist who can't take it but constantly dish it out because they are the "Superior race" I believe it should be inferior race, or at the very least inferior brains.
Who would have ever thought those rural nationalist were such sensitive little ladies, I hope we don't defend those delicate little flowers with my harsh words of equality & inclusivity.
by Lifegardenar September 19, 2019
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rural metro

An EMS service that represents the best of the best in Emergency Medical Service providers. Employees of Rural Metro Ambulance are widely considered to be the best and most experienced in their field.
Wow! Rural Metro was so amazing when mom had her heart attack
by Neuhiem June 2, 2016
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Rural gimp

A member of your local neighbourhood who behaves in a manner indicative of inbreeding. Behavioural indications of such a person are spooky staring, spontaneous clucking noises and the building of hillbilly-like structures in the street
Christ alive, look at that rural gimp his father surely shagged his sister.

The rural gimp took me from behind shouting 'sqeal like a piggy'
by Bourne Boy July 1, 2009
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Rural Dictionary

I am posting a new definition on Rural Dictionary.
Don’t you mean Urban Dictionary?
No.
by Ilbeity December 10, 2024
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rural palate

Having a very basic taste in food. Never straying far from a Parma, the big 3 Shapes flavours or other pub classics. Spices are a hard pass.
Ben: “Hey Jen, would you like some avocado with your breakfast?”
Jen: “oh no, that’s far too gourmet, just tomato sauce thanks, I’ve got more of a rural palate”
by Lavoipierre December 22, 2022
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