thats the one

A happy response to a suggestion, idea, or news

Yeah bro had a big 1 last night - haha thats the one

by Jed81 December 18, 2012

I am the one

Don't weigh a ton, don't need a gun to get respect up on the street

I am the one , don't weigh a ton don't need a gun to get respect up on the street

by Killer Keemstar the memestar October 19, 2016

The one floor rule

The understood rule that unless you are handicapped and cannot walk, you never take the elevator when only going one floor up or down. Failure to comply by this rule results in wasted time for all other elevator passengers, and will undoubtedly lead to death stares and possible bodily harm to said offender.

I was late for my big meeting because some idiot was too lazy to take the stairs and decided to break the one floor rule.

by Father MacKenzie February 23, 2010

petting the one eyed snake

the act of stroking your penis until a delightful load of love comes out.

Jeffrey's mom caught him petting the one eyed snake during the Britney Spears Video.

by markass May 3, 2006

the one

The one and only person who you're meant for.

You're the one isn't it obvious?

by fear God April 14, 2010

the one legged pirate

When you ejaculate in his\her eye, and immedintly kick them in the ankle causing him/her to scream ARRRGGG! While holding one eye.

Jenny was ok with their current sex life, but Frederick wanted to spice it up with, the one legged pirate.

by the quacker February 7, 2015

does the one with the cheek bones know the prince is in love with him

does louis know harry is in love with him

does the one with the cheek bones know the prince is in love with him?” harry and louis? yeah”

by this.is.a.family.show December 2, 2020