Mutual breakup

Something you’d say when you get dumped by him.

We had a mutual breakup.
Uhm, yeah right

by Facts01 November 27, 2018

Status Breakup

When you are in a joke relationship on facebook, and you have to break the news to your friend that you are ending your relationship status with them. (usually becuase there is an actually relationship you just got in)
Similar to a Facebook Breakup, except you real-life interactions generally remain the same. The breakup is ONLY on facebook.

"Hey. Karl didnt take the status breakup so well. He still wants to be in a Civil Union"

by BiiigZ September 25, 2011

Re-Breakup

When you have to clarify more than once to an ex that you are broken up.

Jane: “My old boyfriend keeps calling me."
Jane’s Friend, “Doesn’t he realize you are broken up?”
Jane: “I guess not. I’m going to have to re-breakup with him.”

by dogstar7 August 26, 2009

portelli-wagel breakup

A situation wherein a breakup occurs, usually multiple times, but each breakup lasts fewer than 20 hours.

Those two are back together already? That was quicker than a portelli-wagel breakup!

by Jingleheimer Schmidt January 20, 2009

text message breakup

to break up with someone via a text message. Highly looked down upon in the dating world.

"You cant text message breakup with her, no girls will ever date you again"

by Gtron January 1, 2007

text message breakup

Something even a person old enough to be a grandmother and raise two adult children, own a home and have a stable career will do the day after she texted that you are the best thing that's happened in years and she loves your company so much.

A text message breakup is the sign of a person's true lack of class or character that cannot be fixed and will happen again if you let them have a second chance.

by Art Anderson February 28, 2015

Divorce/Breakup Olympics

When two people who were once madly in love have broken up and are now breaking their necks to see who can re-couple fastest and proclaim their happiness loudest to all spectators. It is a long game with undetermined rules, and no one is sure exactly how the game is won.

Did you see John's photos on fb of his marriage to his girlfriend of two weeks? He is in-it-to-win-it in the Divorce/Breakup Olympics!

by Starlee Meeko May 29, 2010