Definitions by dogstar7

Marital Twins 

When a married couple has been together so long, they look alike, sound alike and dress alike.

Him: “Did you see that couple with the same haircut?”

Her: “Yeah, they almost have the same shirt on, too.”

Him: “They’ve been married so long, they’ve become marital twins.”

Marital Twins by dogstar7 August 4, 2011

Blubber shirt 

The oversized T-shirt that a obese person wears at a waterpark or swimming to cover their immense flab. When wet, it adheres to the blubber, defeating the purpose of wearing the shirt.

Her: Did you see the size of the cannonball that guy did?

Him: What guy?

Her: That guy, the one in the blubber shirt.

Blubber shirt by dogstar7 March 23, 2010

Cheese Scavenger 

When a person uses his or her fingers to pull up the cheese that has melted off food onto a platter.

Her: Wow those potato skins were great.

Him: Yeah (He scrapes up the remaining cheese that is melted to the plate where the potato skins used to be.)

Her: Do you have to be such a cheese scavenger?

Cheese Scavenger by dogstar7 February 22, 2010

Genital Rag 

The washcloth one uses to clean up following The Deed.

He said, “Wait, don’t wash your face with that. It’s the genital rag.”

She said, “Wow, thanks. That was a close one.”

Genital Rag by dogstar7 February 8, 2010

Re-Breakup 

When you have to clarify more than once to an ex that you are broken up.

Jane: “My old boyfriend keeps calling me."
Jane’s Friend, “Doesn’t he realize you are broken up?”
Jane: “I guess not. I’m going to have to re-breakup with him.”

Re-Breakup by dogstar7 August 26, 2009

Overliker 

When someone who is married makes inappropriate comments and/or gestures to a member of the opposite sex which suggest that he/she would like to have an affair.

Jane: “Well, I heard from my overliker again. This time he texted me to tell me I was his Little China Girl.”

Jane’s Friend: “His wife would kill him if she knew about this.”

Overliker by dogstar7 August 25, 2009

Crying Coach 

On a kids sports team, when kids cry, The Crying Coach is the adult who walks the kid off to the side and stands with them until the crying stops.

John felt embarrassed when he fumbled the kickoff but, after a few minutes with The Crying Coach, he felt better and could return to the game.

Crying Coach by dogstar7 May 15, 2009