(n) when you and another person mutually to text each other in the hopes that the other person is going to "give in" and text first but in the end you just don't talk anymore because neither will give in
by geekintechnicolor August 31, 2011
Get the texting standoff mug.The condition of feeling sick, or about to be sick, when texting, usually rapidly, because your recapping last nights events while hungover. This condition is usually accompanied by nervousness and anxiety because the booze induced hangover has helped you see such said events much clearer than anyone else. Thus, you're feverishly texting to all your friends to help them see the light. The flood of memories, usually in chaotic, random order and the translation of those memories into usually incoherent, and often times, wrong, string of text messages causes the texter to become sick to his or her stomach.
I got a serious case of texnaseau this morning laying on the couch telling Kerry about what happened last night...
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Girl 1- That guy is such a Tevin Coleman! He is so cool!
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Girl 2- No he’s a Tevin Coleman, the brake-up made him a loser, now he’s a Roblox Kid.
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Student 1: Dude, I got Tejinder Manhas next semester. Is he any good.
Student 2: Bro, you may as transfer to another school, because he's going to get on your ass about silly mistakes
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by Dexter Forster October 18, 2022
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I can't believe i let my husband give me The Texan Steakhouse last week, I'm still finding crumbs down there!
by The Angry Scotsman July 24, 2011
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