texnaseau 

The condition of feeling sick, or about to be sick, when texting, usually rapidly, because your recapping last nights events while hungover. This condition is usually accompanied by nervousness and anxiety because the booze induced hangover has helped you see such said events much clearer than anyone else. Thus, you're feverishly texting to all your friends to help them see the light. The flood of memories, usually in chaotic, random order and the translation of those memories into usually incoherent, and often times, wrong, string of text messages causes the texter to become sick to his or her stomach.

I got a serious case of texnaseau this morning laying on the couch telling Kerry about what happened last night...

texnaseau by The Stocking Stuffer January 9, 2012

Textasaur 

A person who speaks in dinosaur dialect via text message. Normally this message is sent to many people to simulate and actual roar of a dinosaur. Also used to start conversations when having nothing else to initiate dialogue.

Message Sender: RAWR!!!

Message Recipient: Aw he's being a textasaur again...

Textasaur by Chapel008 February 26, 2010

texnausea 

The condition of feeling sick, or about to be sick, when texting, usually rapidly, because your recapping last nights events while hungover. This condition is usually accompanied by nervousness and anxiety because the booze induced hangover has helped you see such said events much clearer than anyone else. Thus, you're feverishly texting to all your friends to help them see the light. The flood of memories, usually in chaotic, random order and the translation of those memories into usually incoherent, and often times, wrong, string of text messages causes the texter to become sick to his or her stomach.

I got a serious case of texnausea this morning laying on the couch telling Kerry about what happened last night...

texnausea by The Stocking Stuffer February 9, 2012

textasaurus rex 

A person who is perpetually sending/reading text messages, such to the effect that their behavior is considered rude and/or anti-social. This term is generally used condescendingly, or at least with some degree of disdain.

"Scott sure is being a buzzkill tonight - he hasn't looked up from his Blackberry once since he got here."
"Yeah, talk about a textasaurus rex."

textasaurus rex by CornellHatesMe April 12, 2009

textasaurus 

An individual that creates numerous text messages throughout the day as a form of communication.

Julie text me like 100 times today-- She's a textasaurus!1

textasaurus by Sky Pace April 2, 2007

Textasaurass 

text a sore ass
Getting a sore butt because you have been sitting all day texting.

I think I might have a case of Textasaurass from sitting here all day texting.

Textasaurass by (( (OQTIVE) )) November 22, 2009

Textasexual 

A womyn or man or transexual who is attracted to the written word instead of interested in the anatomy of the human being, aka a book-fucker

I witnessed a textasexual last night molest an unwilling copy of "Coal Run". It was pitiful.

Textasexual by Mad Creeper January 13, 2009