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Testicleye

When you remove one's eye, and then one's testicle, and then place their testicle in their eye socket and paint it the color of their eyeball.
Dude, Johan has the sweetest testicleye I've ever seen.

If I don't pass this class, I'm totally going to break into the professor's house, and testicleye the shit out of his dog.
by Jurgen Teller January 7, 2009
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Two Left Testicles

An figure of speech used to express how awful one is at sex (similar to how the expression "Two Left Feet" applies to a bad dancer).
Gee, Mary, I don't know about this... I've got two left testicles.
by FalconEyes September 25, 2011
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testicles

the round spheres that all boys such as Frankie Muniz have; they are there for people to knee, kick, bite, and punch
Please knee me in my testicles.
by Danny December 12, 2003
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testicles, specticles, watch wallet and keys

A Checklist before you leave home or before leave your lover's lyre
he said, "testicles, specticles, watch wallet and keys", oh my glasses, what did i do with my glasses ? ? ?"
by Herman45 December 25, 2010
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testicleshittingrectalwart

A genetal wart on the rectum that has a high tendancy to shit out testicles. Mosty commonly used as a derrogitive term towards friends.
Mike: Jim you are a testicleshittingrectalwart.
Jim: Yeah, well....you suck.
by derrrr June 17, 2004
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testicles

a chewy toy the girls like to chew after dinner
by Lord Fuck U August 23, 2003
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Testiclipse

Testiclipse means when you are watching a solar eclipse through your blacked out eclipse sunglass and your friend sneaks up behind you and gives you a Nut Tap.
I was watching the moon pass in front of the sum and all of a sudden my balls were in my throat. I didn't realize it was the testiclipse. Ow! My testicles!
by HurricaneDP August 22, 2017
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