Kite Tesla

A person who drives a Tesla as fast as a kite. This is the type of person who likes to show off their Tesla when they drive through a Starbucks line.

Did you see Kite Tesla drive through the Starbucks line?

Yeah, I did. He ordered an iced black coffee with no cream.

by Crayon Pop February 7, 2020

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Tesla Driver

A guy who sucks his own penis in a Tesla Car.

“Bro, you’re a Tesla driver”

by Lolsaxfifth September 9, 2018

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A new age party drug that kids are taking at festivals, concerts etc. Contains a random concoction of drugs melted down into a typically blue pill. Always contains ectasy and some opiate but known to possible contain heroin, cocaine, meth, opium , morphine, angel dust and PCP.

Hey man, my I've gotta go to my little brothers high school graduation tonight want to come along and pop a tesla to make it more interesting?

by Urbanhippie567 May 27, 2015

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Tesla Surprise

A sexual move involving a man having sexual intercourse with a woman in the Doggie position, while in the course of rapid penetration the man Tasers the woman in the neck causing her body to convulse and tighten up, increasing the man's pleasure and sexual stamina. The move can be repeated multiple times and can even be included in specific conjuncture with a Houdini Cheesecake.

Sarah was being a real idiot last night so i hit her with a Tesla Surprise and it was awesome.

by Jack Rasch December 1, 2010

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Tesla Coil

*continued* It's simplest to build one that is one to two feet tall. The simplest one to build is a SGTC. The easiest way to build one is with a transformer, connected in parallel to a spark gap connected in parallel to a capacitor connected in parallel to the primary coil and a secondary coil of about 1200 turns of magnet wire placed inside the primary coil and a topload (it has to be of a shape with no edges, such as a sphere or a toroid--donut shaped) on the secondary. The secondary is then grounded to a copper pipe in the ground. The transformer needs to be at least 7500V 30mA. Yeah, DO NOT TRY IT AT HOME unless you know what you are doing or want to electrocute yourself. SGTCs cannot be audio modulated. It can be with an extra part but the noise would be drowned out by the spark gap. If you yell and can still hear yourself, you didn't make the spark gap right. To make sure you get the values right, you can go to JavaTC. It's a free online software for SGTC building. You can download it online. For more details on how to build one, buy or torrent "The Ultimate Construction Guide to Tesla Coils" or something.A slightly harder one that requires previous knowledge on electronics is a SSTC. They aren't as hard as DRSSTCs, but these ones are nice because the arcs are pretty safe to touch without a faraday suit and they are the fun, audio modulated ones.

I like them tesla coils huge.

by Fractal-Pterodactyl December 27, 2011

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