Tennis

A game that is better than everything else. Unlike baseball where you can sit for most of the time, tennis players actually do something and don't sit there like fatties. It requires strength, speed, agility, and mental toughness. Also, we can yell at officials all we want, just ask John Macenroe.

Bill: I play baketball and baseball!
Aemilius Lepidus: I play tennis!
Bill: Oh, so youre better than me in everything, including life.
Aemilius Lepidus: Yup!

by straightballer12345 November 28, 2010

Tennessee choke hold

when a naked drunk man puts another man (drunk or not) into a choke hold forcing the receipients head into or near the genital area. Will not work if recipient is gay.

Oh no; Jason just put Adam into the Tennessee choke hold and Adam is beginning to panic.

by ear butter February 2, 2010

tennesse muzzleloader

It's when you're fucking a girl in the ass with a dip in and you get her shit hole gapping (big enough a golf ball will go down with ease) and you rip your cock out and take your wad of chew (has to be Copenhagen Longcut) and throw it right down her poop shit. You then shove your dick back in her and blow your baby batter all over the chew.

Well boys gave my gal a tennesse muzzleloader and it smelt like ass, chew and cum

by MuzzleloaderKing October 1, 2015

pulaski tennessee

a small town in giles county tn. nothing to do except eat. sleep. have sex. and get drunk. aka boring as hell.

pulaski tennessee hell, boredom, pos

by hairbrushbitch November 25, 2011

skin tennis

When two or more people are banging real hard, and just smacking skin to skin

Eric-dude last night me and my gf played a long match of skin tennis!!

by Kashdaddy January 30, 2018

tennis

An awsome athletic sport, played by two or four people, the object being to hit a ball, with a raquet, over a net and into the opponent's side of the court. Courts can be made of anything, but are usually classefied as hard, grass, or clay.

The US Open, which is a two week long tennis tournament, is the world's largest sporting event, in terms of attendence.

by disco stu September 24, 2003

MCR teenie

An MCR teenie is a person (girl or boy) who just likes the band for their popular songs like, Welcome To The Black Parade, Helena, Ghost Of You and I'm Not Okay (I Promise). They do NOT know the other songs and will become confused if they are asked about the first CD, BULLETS. Most teenies started around when REVENGE came out. Sadly, they have increased due to the release of The Black Parade. MCR teenies have therefore increased greatly. Most of them are also 'over night emos' and swear to know all about the band, while only know Gerard Way and 'his kid brother'. They have limited knowledge of Life On The Murder Scene and MCR's first demo.
Pretty much, a normal teenie. Just a bazillion times worse.

Fan: *playing MCR CD.*
MCR teenie: *overhears* OMG is that Helena?!
Fan: Yeah.... >->...
MCR teenie: *sings along*
*song ends, Give 'Em Hell Kid comes on *
MCR teenie: HEY! PUT MCR BACK ON!!!
Fan: *faceplam*

by Jaymiee June 12, 2008