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Shit in your friends room day 

November second. For kids at boarding school. Leave a nice bag of doo in your friends room.
Dude can I have a shart in your room?
Normally I would say no, but today is national shit in your friends room day, so i guess so.
A game that is better than everything else. Unlike baseball where you can sit for most of the time, tennis players actually do something and don't sit there like fatties. It requires strength, speed, agility, and mental toughness. Also, we can yell at officials all we want, just ask John Macenroe.
Bill: I play baketball and baseball!
Aemilius Lepidus: I play tennis!
Bill: Oh, so youre better than me in everything, including life.
Aemilius Lepidus: Yup!
Tennis by straightballer12345 November 28, 2010