Tealster is a person that is talking, mumbling, and laughing all of the same time and they don’t know that they are doing it.
by EveryonesUncle April 8, 2022
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“Person” has a Tealoverphobic reaction whenever Tealover is mentioned in conservation. They get visibly uncomfortable, and their hands start to shake with anger. It’s clear that they are disgusted by Tealover.
by kaipurrs August 26, 2023
Get the Tealoverphobic mug.A shade of turquoise that is a little too green to be true turquoise, but not green enough to be just teal.
Jim: Jenny says her favorite colour is turquoise, so I bought her this turquoise shirt for her birthday, and she ran out of the room crying. I don't understand!
Jim's mom: Honey, that shirt is tealquoise. I regret giving birth to you.
Jim's mom: Honey, that shirt is tealquoise. I regret giving birth to you.
by jecafish April 10, 2010
Get the Tealquoise mug.premium grade wood from the western alaskan native tealwood tree. normally an unassuming piece of wood, if chopped/sliced into smaller pieces tealwood is an extremely potent hallucinogen.
historically used by the native alaskan inuit peoples for medical purposes. tealwood uses as a hallucinogen was generally unheard of until being imported into seattle in 2002 in large portions. tealwood use is rapidly spreading across the county and is becoming popular on the east coast with a large tealwood user base forming in the NJ, PA, NY tristate area.
there are currently no laws against tealwood use in the US but several state legislatures are moving to make its usages illegal. tealwood prices range from $25-50 per block based on the size of the block. go out and try it.
historically used by the native alaskan inuit peoples for medical purposes. tealwood uses as a hallucinogen was generally unheard of until being imported into seattle in 2002 in large portions. tealwood use is rapidly spreading across the county and is becoming popular on the east coast with a large tealwood user base forming in the NJ, PA, NY tristate area.
there are currently no laws against tealwood use in the US but several state legislatures are moving to make its usages illegal. tealwood prices range from $25-50 per block based on the size of the block. go out and try it.
by yoyoyoyo July 17, 2007
Get the tealwood mug.Tealyn is a crazy, but yet outgoing and funny friend. She is very beautiful and commonly has a loss of hair. Sometimes she may be very loud, but mostly she is great friend. She will make you food and clean almost anything if you just ask. She will go to the limits for her friends and truly you just love her.
Boy 1- Yo, that girl tealyn is so crazy bro i love it.
Girl 1- I know I love that girl shes so funny!
Boy 2- Wifey material definitely
Girl 1- I know I love that girl shes so funny!
Boy 2- Wifey material definitely
by Unknown 5/6/03 December 30, 2018
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by Gramatron March 21, 2022
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