tainted wind

When someone farts directly into a fan or gust of wind

Dude, do you smell something?
Yeah, like somebody farted
I think it was the guy next to the fan, he just made some nasty tainted wind
What an asshole

by not ur dad but doin ur mom October 1, 2013

tainted friendship

A friendship that started off spontaneous with a person who was your enemy or whatnot and then either yourself or the person do things to mess up the friendship.

Maria and Briseida's is a tainted friendship because Maria got with Briseida's ex girlfriend that Briseida wanted to get back with.

by zombie_kilher_14 January 10, 2014

Tainted swampy gooch slime

When you're gooch is tainted with with swamp slime.

Jax is a tainted swampy gooch slime.

by AustinAsh February 11, 2015

tainted love

the act of sliding your first two fingers across your gooch, then shaming one of the lowly high school freshmen by smearing your sweaty export all across their dirt stached upper lip. then you sing tainted love.

We were reading Beowulf in English class, and that Grendel bitch reminded me of the word grundle...I asked to go to the bathroom, and on the way back to class I showed Jeremy some of my tainted love.

by Governor December 13, 2006

tainted

to have your clean bed sheets defiled by male genitalia; especially by the grundle or taint region.

When i walked in my room and saw my comforter in between his legs, I realized that they had been tainted.

by Whiplash1 October 2, 2009

Tainted Honey

A nice girl who turns rotten or into someone rude.

Person 1: She looks friendly.
Person 2: No dude, she's Tainted Honey.

by Alien Ant March 16, 2009

Tainted Meat

1. When a white man has has previously fucked by a black woman. In other words, he is now tainted for life.
2. Dead man's dick, after a few days.

A: Hey, if a cannibal eats a guy's penis, does that make him gay?
B: Yes. He likes tainted meat.
A: That was an unusual thing to say.

by Robert Wikins January 31, 2010