Taking a Trump

I. The relief of taking a really massive shit after being so constipated it feels like it’s been 4 years...
II. A rebirth by taking back power from someone who has abused it.
III. Partisan association with the 2020 presidential election

Citizens living in Urban parts of the US on 11/07/20. “We did it! We just took a fat Trump!”

Taking a Trump

by Kiara.k.Gray November 10, 2020

you're talking like a man with a paper asshole

Some one who's storys are either blatantly full of shit or very flimsy at best.
Mark Whalberg bragging about taking down hi jackers

I would have taken those terrorists out
Mark, you're talking like a man with a paper asshole

by The real Rupert Pupkin January 19, 2017

Taking a Johnny

“Taking a Johnny” isn’t your usual synonym for using the bathroom. It’s to be used on a much greater scale. “Taking a Johnny” must meet three criteria:
1. Must be at least 20 minutes in duration
2. Must be in a public bathroom
3. Must keep other waiting

Guy 1: "Where have you been? I've been waiting for over twenty minutes."
Guy 2: "I've been taking a johnny over at the gas station."

by ahhsweetfuturamaison April 9, 2012

Talkingpointasaurus

n. The dominant species on Capitol Hill. Fawned over by the slobbering press seeking red-meat ratings. Frequently dine on boring, over-informed, over-intelligent, uber nerdy policy wonks.

Ignoring the serious debate, the press flocked to the Talkingpointasaurus.

by Dan Weyandt August 20, 2012

Taking A Bicket

The act of dropping a vast and toxic smelling turd in the shitter that reminds you of the most repulsive person you have ever meet

oh man, i was taking a bicket last night and when i looked in the pan, i couldn't believe my eye's! There was Steve looking up at me! I flushed that mother fucker real quick!

by Paul T Horgan January 12, 2009

talking soda pop

1. shooting the shit; talking about nothing
2. talking about something trivial, like soda pop flavors.
3. the common kind of chitter-chatter that takes place while enjoying a soda pop with a friend.

"Well you were talking soda pop
You were talking quite a lot" - I. Brock

by njhatt March 1, 2009

are you taking the piss

It's is a British term that people often use to say 'are you joking' or 'are you serious'. 'Piss' means 'urine'. Someone who takes the piss a lot is often called a 'piss take' since they 'take the piss'.

A:sorry I ain't got your money today mate

B: are you taking the piss!?

by Light skin goddess January 19, 2018